thank very much sir. nice advise. me think some people try funny me. Can i take Repco ok? Or need motorcycle special store? do i need this ape-hang handlebar. me dont know if like. i not see before. thank again. why i need wheel. del-soldier say not wheel but engine change? will these improve change sound?
I can't believe how gullible you guys are. This and the Genevieve thread... it's too much.
I think chelseapar that your lack of understanding the English language is what is confusing you..
Me too,speak Engrish & is it Ass-ian? We think you pulley our leggies & it is wery funny haha,may bees you not listen muchly to Engrish teacher,or you take much time play with willyTo much think on stroke just make you wery tired....Nsr make you wery happy with only two stroke...why you want 4?
So me think to stop confuse you, we will onry speaky the assian speak,many kiwi need much long time learn,but many assian come now so is wery important we speak your lingo...Me think wery good many nice other land people come live here...
My bike is Yamaha,is 4 stroke & love me lonng timeMe only wish havve bigger hole so I can stick willy in
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to make your nsr 250 into a four stroke first you must take the wheels off and throw them away, then do the same with the fairings, then the same with the swing arm and suspension bits and bobs, then take the engine out and pull that to part and poke at some of the bits, then buy a whole other nsr 250 preferable is a 2012 model, they have better stroke control.
you need to remove the bits because turning your bike into a four stroke will hurt those bits' feelings
then do the same with the new nsr as you did with your one, then take all the engine bits and put the engines back together and make one engine out of the two lots of engine bits. now you have a four stroked two stroke, make the brmmmm brmmmm noise good.
now wheels you need to find a 3 stroke 7 cylinder ducati and take the wheels off that bike because they have the proper reciprocating mass and centrifugal force required for NZ riding. they are found in large groups around spaghetti plants. otherwise your bike will go way to slow as 2 goes into 4 twice but in to 3 1.5 times so you will go 3 times as fast instead of 1/2 as fast if you used standard wheels
then for a fuel MBB has the right idea except that you must not use NZ long grain rice it must be official Honda long grain nitro-glycerin enriched white and some brown all natural rice
for suspension you must find some bamboo and use that for the forks and shocks, this is super springy and bestest for NZ riding conditions
for an exhaust you must get the special honda race team four stroke nsr exhaust and cut it exactly 5/11ths of the way down from the engine end and weld it onto you nsr's current exhaust, this gives real boooom and brrrmmmmm sound like you wanted
now my good friend you have a real 2007/2012 nsr501 four stroke model with proper NZ spec suspension and wheels
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