Retards on the Southern this morning...

**dipshit** · 28th March 2009, 11:32

Originally Posted by Blackshear

'Swerving' keeps my concentration on the road, somewhat. Also gets tyres up to temp, all the better braking/swerving/doingbackflips from danger ahead, or to my side.

Swerving does not warmup you tyres any quicker. It will also make you look more erratic and less predictable to other traffic. Grow a brain.

**sosman** · 28th March 2009, 11:36

Man they're giving bikers a bad name with silly antics like that! they should be doing the two sec rule & allowing 3 sec indication time b4 changing lanes etc,because that's what biking is about

bede bede beep! wotsup buck!

**dipshit** · 28th March 2009, 11:39

Originally Posted by vtec

People get angry due to a subconscious jealousy a lot. That's why people used to abuse me on my bicycle when I was working as a bicycle courier.

So you think everybody in this thread → ( http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...d.php?p=953967 ) is pissed off with bicyclists because they are subconscious jealous and there possibly couldn't be any other reasons..???

**Blackshear** · 28th March 2009, 11:41

Originally Posted by Usarka

Swerving is stupid. Keep your line and releive the boredom by thinking about that hot chick you were talking to last week at the herpes clinic, ot the argument that you had with your boss. That's much safer.

The thought of talking to a female, or the lack of which, makes me depressed.
The thought of the argument I have had with my boss makes me angry.

I apologize for this.

**McJim** · 28th March 2009, 11:42

Originally Posted by newby

I was cruising down (in my car) the southern motorway between Drury and Bombay this morning. To the two bikes riding there, one a Yamaha, and i think the other was a Suzuki,

A. You look like you are retarded riding like that together.
B. You are just helping all other motorists justify the "fucken idiot bikes" metality alot of them have, which is not a good thing.

Sell your bike mate - you obviously have no understanding.Thanks for playing anyway - hey - why don't you buy a boat? They go even more sedately than cars and create rolling roadblocks.

**discotex** · 28th March 2009, 11:50

You tell em bro

**PrincessBandit** · 28th March 2009, 14:10

All good for shits and giggles till one of em loses control or clips the other one...

**Katman** · 28th March 2009, 14:16

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

All good for shits and giggles till one of em loses control or clips the other one...

Don't be ridiculous.

There's no such thing as consequences when you're a motorcyclist!

**portokiwi** · 28th March 2009, 14:20

**DIN PELENDA** · 28th March 2009, 14:22

Originally Posted by newby

I was cruising down (in my car) the southern motorway between Drury and Bombay this morning. To the two bikes riding there, one a Yamaha, and i think the other was a Suzuki,

A. You look like you are retarded riding like that together.
B. You are just helping all other motorists justify the "fucken idiot bikes" metality alot of them have, which is not a good thing.

Sorry I was the one with Yamaha , did I piss u of , I won't do it again

**Ixion** · 28th March 2009, 14:50

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

All good for shits and giggles till one of em loses control or clips the other one...

"In a lane each" not much risk of clipping.

Gee, how appalling. Absolutely disgraceful . Somebody having fun! Quick call the fun police.

At least they weren't doing the "pretend to be pedalling " thing on the hills. Or the "ministry of silly walks" thing. Or the "stand up on the pegs and make like letting loose a gigantic fart" thing. Or the "giant moon strides" thing. Or the "snatching non existent bugs out of the air" thing.

Not that serious respectable prurient constipated types like bikers would ever do such silly things.

What the head butting gentleman said.

**Katman** · 28th March 2009, 14:54

Originally Posted by Ixion

Gee, how appalling. Absolutely disgraceful . Somebody having fun! Quick call the fun police.

So what would be the expected reaction to a backward baseball cap wearing bogun driving a WRX Evo 6 Skyline weaving from side to side in their lane?

**Katman** · 28th March 2009, 15:01

Originally Posted by Blatman

I saw a similar thing recently, my first instinct was 'what a dick' then a second later I remembered I used to do that when I was a teen and young and free with no kids, mortgage, boss breathing down my back....sigh....

The times they are a'changing.

Once upon a time a percentage of the public just saw us as clowns on the road.

Nowadays that same percentage see us as clowns that should be removed from the road.