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  1. 6th March 2009, 18:35 #1
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    Done for laughing

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...-laughing.html


    Would laugh myself but might get pulled up
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  2. 6th March 2009, 19:05 #2
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    Wonder what the sentence is for a smirk or a cheeky grin.
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    "Laughing while driving a car can be an offence."

    LOL doing ANYTHING while driving CAN be an offence. Just drive away.

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  4. 7th March 2009, 15:53 #4
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    Phar Canal, the world has truly lost its fucking marbles....
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    Everytime I ride the bike in a traffic jam I laugh. Will be more circumspect in future lest the laugh Police get me. Hang about..........Alan Clark has been overthrown, cops are now human again
    Caution is not a substitute for skill :no
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    Quote Originally Posted by cheshirecat View Post
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...-laughing.html


    Would laugh myself but might get pulled up
    I see your site.Nice
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    Almost had the same fate

    This sounds very similer to my problem, I was driving around Brisbane City with some work mates and had some officers pull us over for smilling, I thought they where kidding but once the four officers surrounded my car with hands on pistols my smile went away in a hurry, Must be international law
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  8. 15th April 2009, 15:30 #8
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    Just don't let 'em catch you farting...death penalty for that...
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    Just don't let 'em catch you farting...death penalty for that...

    It's always a death penalty when I fart, for anyone that's used to breathing oxygen that is
    Oh bugger
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    You know the world is going downhill when the fun police and the real police are becoming the same thing
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    Just don't let 'em catch you farting...death penalty for that...
    especially if they're of the "and we have lift off" variety! how dangerous going bumpety bump in the drivers seat with each gas canister firing.....
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    especially if they're of the "and we have lift off" variety! how dangerous going bumpety bump in the drivers seat with each gas canister firing.....
    Have you misplaced your shift key PB?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Have you misplaced your shift key PB?
    I'm more concerned for Balu having his head held under the covers.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Have you misplaced your shift key PB?
    Ooops, they happened to coincide with "we have lift off...." All empty now, oh, I mean fixed now.

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    I'm more concerned for Balu having his head held under the covers.....
    Maybe it's why he snores? Must look into that!
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