Originally Posted by Hitcher
Don't suggest that ! That's how we ended up with Carver !
Forum whore
Don't suggest that ! That's how we ended up with Carver !
Forum whore
+1
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You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Rasta Ratskins
Ee by gum, icky thumb!
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
Saving the goat....
Gives a new meaning to thumbing it in.............
Oh, you wouldn't need a sock on it to have a wank..................
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
Tornado Alley
Don't forget the tassels...
Off the wagon
FFS! Do you have a pattern for BMW cardigans too?
Zombies Are Just Misunderstood
...but don't kiddie gloves come in pairs with a little cord between them.
Oh! Body chain(stitch).
OhOh! and there's always pompoms on the cord.
Knit one, pearl (can't say it) two.
A thimble for a helmet.
Mrs Oakie, keep them coming
Mad nagging bitch!
She's a very clever woman, your Mrs Oakie!
And you are either a very brave or a very silly man to be putting that on the interdweeb!
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
Born to be mild
Brave of course! Nah, just thought it might give others a laugh and I'm secure enough not to worry about it being at my expense.
Grow older but never grow up
Mormon Few Stunt Crew©
thats how our first night started
Forum whore
Of course. Not my own work however, it was originally published in the newsletter of the UK BMW Owners' Club in 1963. I unashamedly purloined it.
Born to be mild
Must have been about 1982 when Mrs Oakie knitted me a Kawasaki jersey. About the right shade of green with a big white Kawasaki style 'K' on the front. I had it for years.
Grow older but never grow up
I found out yesterday why my sons cooking teacher from 4 years ago, who is now my daughter's cooking teacher, doesn't like my children.
at cooking in the 3rd form (he and his best mate were both over 6' tall ..) they ducked down and hid behind the counter. at an opportune time they both stood up, frightening the shit out of the teacher. she said 'where did you boys come from?' my son said 'from our mother's vagina, miss'
the whole class collapsed in hysterics. she's hated him (and now his sister) ever since.
L-Plate Rider
Cracking response, Mrs O - crochet cotton knits up quite small, I understand.....
Old age is mandatory: growing up is an option
Born to be mild
I guess I'd need a range of them to cater for ... ummm .... varying conditions.
Grow older but never grow up
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