Guest
Motorbike friendly employer looking for experienced data entry staff. Grafton location. Flexible hours including late nights and weekend work.
Must have data entry experience and that doesn't mean replying to threads on KB. Our data entry system provides imaged data on screen and helps you read characters & words so you are basically validating data. Easy and lots and lots of fun.
PM me if you're interested.
And Dover, you're already fired so don't bother applying.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
How many NZ Roubles are you rewarding the skilled, intelligent, and vastly over qualified applicant?
Obviously sex/age/ethnicity/religion/etc are not barriers in your company, so could the successful applicant bring their pet whale/greenie in to work?
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
For whom the bell tolls
PM sent, very interested.
KiwiBitcher
where opinion holds more weight than fact.
It's better to not pass and know that you could have than to pass and find out that you can't. Wait for the straight.
Guest
We're an equal opportunity employer. We'll hire anybody with the right attitude regardless of sex, age, ethnicity or religion. If you can guess the right applicant from the following scenario, you'll fit right in.Originally Posted by Swoop
3 women are being interviewed to work for me. When interviewing the ladies, I ask if they found $100 in the office carpark, what would they do with it?
The first lady answered "I would hand it into reception and hope that it would reach the righful owner"
The next lady said "I would donate it to charity"
And finally, the last lady responded "I would spend it"
Which one got the job?
The one with the biggest tits.
Guest
My last post was of course a joke.
Forum whore
Bugger. Now you tell me. D'y' mean I've wasted me money on those falsies?
Guest
Not at all Ixion. The joke was that we are an equal opportunity employer.
kiwi biker Double D (dirt div)
A question i got asked at a job interveiw once was:
Why are manholes and their lids round?
the answer is commonsense really but i must be a dumb arse as i passed on it. (couldn't figure it out.)
the answer is so the lid will not fall down the hole.
Easy , but i stuffed up on it.
Hardcore Biker
Sounds like you're are running a computer gaming place, because:
Game playing is mostly done outside working hours.flexible hours including late nights and weekend work.
Imaged data as in 3D projection of the virtual environment.Our data entry system provides imaged data on screen and helps you read characters & words so you are basically validating data. Easy and lots and lots of fun.
Characters as in the other players or yourself depending on skin setup selected.
Words as in the abusive messages given and sent by fellow players.
Which all naturally is lots of fun!
Bugger, that'll rule out most people.Must have data entry experience and that doesn't mean replying to threads on KB.
90% of the time spent writing this post was spent thinking of something witty to say. It may have been wasted.
Forum whore
Fuck you man, I don't need to stand for your sexual harassment that's why I didn't show up last week.
Forum whore
So your titties didn't meet Finn's exacting standards either?
The not so placid...
hmmm... would be keen for some extra $$$ but don't know if I can be bothered bussing out there on weekends or after work...
I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing
mucho papoosa bueno no panocha
Guest
That's a fine attitude you got there young lady. YOU'RE FIRED!!!
So far, one KB'er works for me. It's all part of my master plan.... Mwahahahahaha... (with little finger at side of mouth)
L-Plate Rider
You're a real dick mate.
Guest
Well done, especially given it's only your 6th post!!! Normally it take people a lot longer to figure this out. You must be very clever.
Would you like a job here too?
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