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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff View Post
    Does she read Shakespear?
    Wrong thread!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff View Post
    Does she read Shakespear?
    After 3 years at Waitaki Girls ( and a flash miniskirt) I'd say she reads Shakespeare.

    Ya gotta problem with white trash shielas that can quote Shakespeare, like King Lear, MacBeth, MIdsummer Nights Dream etc.

    Ferkin iggorant welch git.
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    You should come here when mrs b is on one. CB is rather lame in comparison.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff View Post
    You should come here when mrs b is on one. CB is rather lame in comparison.

    I betcha she still wears knickers with her mini skirt...
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    The only thing I know about Shakespear is that he's dead. Thank fk. Boring twat.

    Get over yourself you grumpy wopwopcop. Bad moustacho hair day?

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    I betcha she still wears knickers with her mini skirt...
    dont talk about mini skirts. mrs b went to try hers on for me the other night. it didn't fit.

    i think she's still sulking.

    i'm having cabbage stew tomorrow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by idb View Post
    I thought Biff's crack was a bit pointed.
    I think you can leave the fuckin Auckland jokes out then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff View Post
    dont talk about mini skirts. mrs b went to try hers on for me the other night. it didn't fit.

    i think she's still sulking.

    i'm having cabbage stew tomorrow.
    Shouldnta laughed!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff View Post
    dont talk about mini skirts. mrs b went to try hers on for me the other night. it didn't fit.

    i think she's still sulking.

    i'm having cabbage stew tomorrow.
    But is she still wearing her knickers??
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    Bikers pale in comparison...

    Scary, you don't know scary until you've met small, high pitched, hyperactive, anime fangirls. Especially if they're holding bottles of V, a basketball, tubes of superglue and singing the Katamari Damancy themesong.
    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thehollowmen View Post
    Bikers pale in comparison...

    Scary, you don't know scary until you've met small, high pitched, hyperactive, anime fangirls. Especially if they're holding bottles of V, a basketball, tubes of superglue and singing the Katamari Damancy themesong.
    *shudder* .. oh yeah .. now thats scary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thehollowmen View Post
    Scary, you don't know scary until you've met small, high pitched, hyperactive, anime fangirls. Especially if they're holding bottles of V, a basketball, tubes of superglue and singing the Katamari Damancy themesong.
    Replace 'anime fangirls' with 'yaoi fangirls', then you've got scary that would make Cthulhu turn in his fuzzy pjs.

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    Im the REAL motorcyling hard arse. All the rest of u's want to copy me. I am the orgianal.
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    I'm a motorcycling arse.

    That's about it.

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