FUCKEN CUNT of the YEAR AWARD

[warewolf]

In NSW, it is illegal to park within 3 (4?) meters of any centreline; i.e. you must leave room for a large vehicle to pass without crossing into the oncoming traffic. Mighty fine rule.

Pretty sure that here in NZ it is illegal to park in an unsafe or obstructive manner. Practically blocking a through lane after a blind bend seems about as unsafe and obstructive as you can get.

Sure, we all have a duty of care as riders, but it is a two way street - if you pardon the pun - and other road users are not supposed to deliberately/willfully/negligently do dangerous things.

If the roading authority(s) pursued safety with as much zeal as they pursue speed then we might start getting somewhere.

[Crasherfromwayback]

To 'hijack' the post.....but if you're looking for COTY award, and it's true that 'Julie' has been setting you guys up....then look no further for the winner!

[MD]

Well I want to thank the car driver for bringing us this crack up discussion.
One of the funniest I read in ages. And the best bit is I don't think anyone's deliberately trying to be funny. Now where can I park tomorrow to piss off as many bikers as possible? Yeah I'll park the car with a trailer in the busiest bike park before the commuters arrive.

[Hillbilly]

What usually happens to idoits that park like that is either a bus or truck come around the corner and take them out. Almost everyone that drives cut corners. Haven't seen that here though, at least not yet. The truckies hoon it and don't give a shit.

[McJim]

Well, we have to remember that a cunt is a beautiful, wonderful and sometimes tasty object so I take it that we are voting for the most beautiful, wonderful and sometimes tasty individual.

I can only assume from the parking that the car owner is blonde and female so I guess that's no contest then?

[The_Dover]

I'm beautiful and tasty.

[McJim]

I'm beautiful and tasty.

So you're canvassing for my vote?

[ManDownUnder]

Bollocks, I thought this was a thread about ME!!!

Na mate - cunts are useful... and have taste...

[SwanTiger]

I don't see Swanny on that poll. It must be a mistake! Oh well, guess I'll just vote for WINJA.

Hmm, I wonder if I can add your name to the poll

Well I want to thank the car driver for bringing us this crack up discussion.
One of the funniest I read in ages. And the best bit is I don't think anyone's deliberately trying to be funny. Now where can I park tomorrow to piss off as many bikers as possible? Yeah I'll park the car with a trailer in the busiest bike park before the commuters arrive.

Glad you enjoyed the thread.

I can only assume from the parking that the car owner is blonde and female so I guess that's no contest then?

Nope, young male.

[Street Gerbil]

Chicken gizzard works miracles when stuffed in the crack between the rear seet and backrest. Voila, in 2 days the car will qualify for a total loss. In fact the owner will probably have to call for a hazmat team to have it towed.
Disclaimer: the author of this message does not endorse this criminal act or any willful destruction of property whatsoever.

[Macktheknife]

Chicken gizzard works miracles when stuffed in the crack between the rear seet and backrest. Voila, in 2 days the car will qualify for a total loss. In fact the owner will probably have to call for a hazmat team to have it towed.
Disclaimer: the author of this message does not endorse this criminal act or any willful destruction of property whatsoever.

Another shocking crime I heard about is to pour old milk in the carpet and slip some frozen pilchards under the seats or floor mats. The milk is obvious and gets cleaned up but still smells for a few days, by that stage the pilchards have thawed out and begin to surpass the milk smell, apparently this heinous trick takes a very long time to get the smell out of the car.
Not that I would ever endorse such a thing, ever.... really.
On a serious note though, I believe there is still a mention in our road code somewhere about being required to park at least 6 metres from a blind corner and in a manner that will not obstruct other road users. Certainly a call to the ecilop's will get a response because it is an 'enforceable action' and can be disguised as 'safety'. Give them a call/email and show them the photo's, should get a speedy response.

[nudemetalz]

So is pissing on a fire to put it out....this guy will tell you that!

DANG !!!!! I feel sore just looking at that !!!!

[rwh]

Do a U-turn, stop across from the other car and push the toxic p.o.s. into the ditch.
Makes the road far safer for all.

Hmm. "Following the directions of a Police officer" - is that good enough?

Richard

[Damon]

Chicken gizzard works miracles when stuffed in the crack between the rear seet and backrest. Voila, in 2 days the car will qualify for a total loss. In fact the owner will probably have to call for a hazmat team to have it towed.
Disclaimer: the author of this message does not endorse this criminal act or any willful destruction of property whatsoever.

I've "heard" that pissing into their air vents is a quick and nasty one, not so easy for a chick but funny all the same

[terbang]

You could stop and scribe his name (Toxiq) across his bonnet with a screwdriver or similar.

On a more sane note I agree with Ixions comments as well and we just have to remember that part of road riding (not track) is that we have to accept that there are dim witted pricks out there that have the most apalling and unchecked (hint hint rozzers) driving habits. I would sadly suspect that Mr Toxiq would have absolutely no inkling that he is of any hazard to any other road users by parking that way.