Your favourite song lyrics

[scumdog]

Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band have some good motorcycle themed lyrics in a few of their songs, worth a look/listen.

[jonbuoy]

Sweaty Betty Lyrics

She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.
Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.
But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,
Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits.
So I said, Slap that and ride the ripples,
I just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples.
Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins,
she was a mound of flesh.
Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,
Sweaty Betty, she's got enormous thighs,
Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath?
Sweaty Betty, she'd crush a man to death.

I knew that she wanted me to shag her,
so I stabbed her cunt with my mutton dagger.
I couldn't believe the size of her bum,
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.
I've seen nowt like it since the day I was born,
But you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm.

Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,
Sweaty Betty, she's got massive tits,
Sweaty Betty, she's got a huge vagina,
Sweaty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside her,
She's so obscene, three tons of margarine,
She's like a lump of lard
But Sweaty Betty makes my willy hard.

[Whynot]

Bought a ''cool'' cd at the weekend.....SKID ROW!!!!......

hehe

"They call us problem child
We spend our lives on trial
We walk an endless mile
We are the youth gone wild
We stand and we won't fall
We're the one and one for all
The writing's on the wall
We are the youth gone wild"

[Keith the Pom]

Right I'm jumpin' in here just to bring a bidda CULTCHA to this thread ... innit?

This liddle song... by a BRITISH artiste, Heather Small, always inspires me everytime I hear it

Ya can write the words down yerselves.

So ... what have YOU done today to make YOU feel proud ???

I'll see y'all in December.

Keith the Pom

[Mr. Peanut]

TURIN BRAKES » Underdog (Save Me)

Two black lines streaming out like a guidance line
Put one foot on the road now where the cyborgs are driving
With the WD40 in their veins
The screeching little brakes complain
With the briefcase empty and the holes in my shoes
I try to stay friendly for the sugary abuse
So tell my secretary now to hold on to my calls
I believe i can hear through these walls

Oh please save me, save me from myself
I cant be the only one stuck on the shelf
You said you'd always fall for the underdog

Well I've been dreaming of jetstreams and kicking up dust
A thirty seven thousand fool of wonderlust
And with skyline number 9 ticked off in my mind
Oh can't you hear me screaming out now through the telephone line

Oh please save me, save me from myself
I cant be the only one stuck on the shelf
You said you'd always fall for the underdog
Save me, save me, save me...

[hXc]

*cough* download it *cough*

I've tried my hardest. All I come up with is Metallica and Thin Lizzy. Nothing on the net about the original artist, but I suspect it'll be a name like Patraic O'Gradys or something.

Well the Irish have done three things right so far. That song (Whiskey In The Jar), U2 and of course, the lovely girlies from The Corrs

EDIT: Whiskey itself is not included, because everyone knows that whisky is better than whiskey!

[Indiana_Jones]

Ev'rywhere I hear the sound of marching, charging feet, boy
'Cause summer's here and the time is right for fighting
in the street boy
But what can a poor boy do except to sing for a
Rock'N'Roll Band 'cause in sleepy London Town
There's just no place for Street Fighting Man! No!
Hey! Think the time is right for a Palace Revolution
But where I live the game to play is Compromise Solution!
Well then what can a poor boy do except to sing for a
Rock'N'Roll Band 'cause in sleepy London Town
There's just no place for Street Fighting Man! No!
Hey! Said my name is called Disturbance
I'll shout and scream, I'll kill the King I'll rail at all his servants
Well then what can a poor boy do except to sing for a
Rock'N'Roll Band 'cause in sleepy London Town
There's just no place for Street Fighting Man! No

[Whynot]

Sweaty Betty Lyrics ....

that is soooo dodgy ...

[Indiana_Jones]

Yeah

In the course of your life
There's a side of each man
That sleeps in the darkest hour
I don't what it takes
It takes time
It takes faith
To make the second state of the heart
And a simple taste of love
To lift us up

It's easy enough to believe
Cause we're working on this deal for life
When your heart's held for ransom
Walk away and your spirit will fly
Bet the light that burns in your eyes
On a deal for life
Oh yeah

I never danced in a storm
I was hooked by a hunger
That left a bitter taste in my soul
There's a distance between
Hard truth and dreams
Some days it pays to run with the chances
I've got a simple tast of love to lift us up

It's easy enough to believe
Cause we're working on this deal for life
When your heart's held for ransom
Walk away and your spirit will fly
Bet the light that burns in your eyes
On a deal for life

And tennis slaves backhand never moved you
It tooks a soul all the way to pull you through
And now I won't let go
Won't let go
Oh yeah

Got a simple taste of love
To lift us up

It's easy enough to believe
Cause we're working on this deal for life
When your heart's held for ransom
Walk away and your spirit will fly

Cause it's easy enough to believe
On a deal for life
When your heart's held for ransom
Walk away and your spirit will fly
Bet the light that burns in your eyes
On a deal for life
Oh yeah

It's easy baby
Oh
It's easy
It's easy to believe
On a deal for life

-Indy

[jonbuoy]

that is soooo dodgy ...

Its real - by the Macc Lads - they have other gems in their collection. Great for late night drinking with the boys.

[FilthyLuka]

ive got a lovely bunch of coconunts... didiledeedee... here they are a standin in a row... bumba dum badum....

[Whynot]

*Bump

hehe


Tool - Right in two

"Angels on the sideline,
Puzzled and amused.
Why did Father give these humans free will?
Now they're all confused.

Don't these talking monkeys know that
Eden has enough to go around?
Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys,
where there's one you're bound to divide it

Right in two

Angels on the sideline,
Baffled and confused.
Father blessed them all with reason.
And this is what they choose.
(and this is what they choose)
Monkey killing monkey killing monkey
Over pieces of the ground.

Silly monkeys give them thumbs,
They forge a blade,
And where there's one they're
bound to divide it,

Right in two.
Right in two.

Monkey killing monkey killing monkey
Over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys give them thumbs, they make a club
And beat their brother down.

How they survive so misguided is a mystery.
Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability
to lift an eye to heaven conscious of his fleeting time here.

cut it, divide it all right in two (x4)

They fight, till they die
Over earth, over sky
They fight
Over lies, over blood, over air
And light, over love, over son
Over blood
They fight, till they die, over what? for our lies!

Angels on the sideline again
Blessed with love and patience and reason
Angels on the sideline again
Wondering when this tug of war will end

cut it, divide it all right in two (x3)
Right in two

Right in two..."

[Gwinch]

3 Inches Of Blood - Deadly Sinners

Cam Pipes #1!




Don’t walk the cold and ruthless streets,
they drain the life from all they meet.
the servants crying underground,
smelling mortal blood like hounds.
as you crawl the sewer pipes,
deadly sinners set to strike.
as you walk around the bend,
you’ll be dead right there where you stand!

CHORUS
flash of iron, leather, spikes, and swords!
mighty warriors with metal on their side!
enemies of metal, your death is our reward!
triumphant victory when you bring the steel to life

deadly sinners
VICTORY!
deadly sinners
WHEN YOU BRING!
deadly sinners
THE STEEL TO LIFE!
[2X]

CRUSHING THE LIGHT!
STALKING THE NIGHT!
DEADLY SINNERS ALWAYS WIN!

kill the tyrants, endless conquest
with no mercy, straight for his heart
bloodlust will overtake, anger and violence
without warning, lightning strikes in the dark
strikes you in the dark
LIGHTNING STRIKES
THE DARK!!!

RULING THE NIGHT!
WINNING THE FIGHT!
TAKING IT ALL!
Deadly, deadly sinners, you at night!

CHORUS
flash of iron, leather, spikes, and swords!
those mighty warriors with metal on their side!
enemies of metal, your death is our reward!
triumphant victory when you bring the steel to life!

deadly sinners
VICTORY!
deadly sinners
WHEN YOU BRING!
deadly sinners
THE STEEL TO LIFE!
[2X]

we are ruling the night, winning the fight
taking it all right to the end
winning the night, ruling the fight
take on last step before you die!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH ….. COMMON!!
RULING THE NIGHT!
WINNING THE FIGHT!
TAKING IT TO THE END!
YEEEAAAAAHHHH!!! OW!!!

[LilSel]

All alone I must stand
Even when I'm running
And it feels like a dream
I need to awaken from

I believe when it hurts
We must keep trying
But I want and I need
Like the river needs the rain

There's a bridge I need to burn
Before I leave
I just wanna breathe again
Like a summer day
I need to feel the heat again

I only wann keep the stone from rolling
I only wanna learn to feel the rain
Then maybe I could stop the leaves from falling
I only wanna learn to freeze the flame
I know I'll be alive again
I wanna be alive again

Here's the night
Where's the stars
'Coz I need some guiding
And it cuts like a knife
As I watch you walk away

There's a bridge I need to burn
Before I leave
I just wanna live again
Like the stormy rain
I need to hear it beat again
I only wanna keep the stone from rolling
I only wanna learn to feel the rain
Then maybe I could stop the leaves from falling
I only wanna learn to freeze the flame
I know I'll be alive again
I wanna be alive again
I wanna be alive again

'Coz I did my best
Baby who'd have guessed
That I've failed the test

'Coz when love ain't best
And it's laid to rest
It can leave a mess

I only wanna keep the stone from rolling
I only wanna learn to feel the rain
Then maybe I could stop the leaves from falling
I only wanna learn to freeze the flame
I know I'll be alive again
I wanna be alive again
~Cher-Alive Again

[The_Dover]

Because I Got High

It's like, I don't care about nothin' man,
Roll another blunt, Yea (ohh ohh ohh)

La da da da da da la, da daaa,
La da da da, la da da da, la da da daaa

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why (why man) yeah hey
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)
I am taking it next semester and I know why (why man) yeah hey
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
Now I'm selling dope and I know why (why man) yeah hey
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
They took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man) yeah hey
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
(La da da da da da da da da)
Now I am a paraplegic and I know why (why man) yeah hey
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
Now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why (why man) yeah hey
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
Now I'm jackin off and I know why (why man) yeah hey
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (why man) yeah hey
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
And if I dont sell one copy I know why (why man) yeah hey
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high

La da da da da da...