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    Wet roads, cold tyres, brown pants

    To the mutant dipshit taxi driver that decided to do a U-turn infront of me with no indication in the pouring rain.....thanks you F@#kwit you scared the shite out of me, saved it though - no idea how, I got it locked up quicker then Gary Glitter at a petting zoo.

    I hate taxi drivers

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    Glad to hear you came out ok....many moons ago i took flight over the roof of a hillman hunter who had done the same thing.....
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    Glad you are ok. It was one hell of a commute both ways.
    Like I said before, water from Ellerslie Panmure hwy tastes like shit
    and motocross helmet offers insufficient protection from elements.
    Oh, by the way, thank you oh the most esteemed driver of bus #502 for
    helping me testing the effectiveness of the brakes in the middle of a 5" deep puddle and for testing the limits of waterproofness of my gear.
    "People are stupid ... almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true ... they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so all are easier to fool." -- Wizard's First Rule

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    Quote Originally Posted by dawnrazor View Post

    I hate taxi drivers

    I hate bus drivers the most, they seem to think they own the roads. I've had so many run ins with them it aint funny. Almost take out my mates cage as well, just pulled out.

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    Was he wearing a turban?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    Was he wearing a turban?
    Sort of a leading question that?

    Don't know what he had on his head...but he had shit for brains !

    Ba dum tich (I thank you)!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mafu1 View Post
    they seem to think they own the roads.
    You have to be careful with that phrase. It's similar to, "I don't know much about art but I know what I like."

    Both those sayings are only ever used by people who have only the lowest possible understanding of the relevant topic.

    One of the first things to learn in either instance is *not* to say things like that...
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    It'll be great if it's wet on Labour weekend Dave. Consider this one as practice.
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