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Thread: When naked, is a wet crotch inevitable?

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Wear those plastic pants with elastic waist and cuff - always dry.
    yep - cheap and effective (but not pretty)
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    You fellas are talking like a wet crotch is a bad thing!

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    I know it sounds silly, but it is where the water pools. You've got too good a seal between your thighs and the tank... Put a towel or something under you and it wicks away fast. Then it seeps through the crotch seam.


    I actually thought about putting a little pipe at the frount of my seat to try and let it empty without going via my crotch first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thehollowmen View Post
    I......I actually thought about putting a little pipe at the frount of my seat to try and let it empty without going via my crotch first.
    A little more development and this idea could stop many a rush to the bushes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drum View Post
    A little more development and this idea could stop many a rush to the bushes!
    isn't there a thread about a harley guy with an external catheter going to the bathroom while riding?
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    Just before you go on a ride vist the loo first.
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drum View Post
    You fellas are talking like a wet crotch is a bad thing!
    I remember my 1st wet crotch,(oops wrong forum)

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    Quote Originally Posted by thehollowmen View Post
    isn't there a thread about a harley guy with an external catheter going to the bathroom while riding?

    Found it
    http://will.mylanders.com/outdoors/m...ad.pl?file=311

    Kudos to KerryG for the original link
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    I wear tramping style wets over my leathers and never get wet... even on my Hornet.
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    I find when I ride naked in the rain I get a wet everything. Oops wrong kind of naked right?

    Seriously yeah the vtz doesn't offer much cover but bee's wax on the leather crotch bit of cordura pants tends to keep you toasty and dry in the nether regions. Result one happy banana.

    Naked bikers, now there would be a funny group to watch.
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    I've got a al-cheapo set of cordura pants. The zip in the fly bust in the first few weeks and I just use velcro to hold the fly closed. Haven't got wet yet but always think I am because of one hell of a cold draft

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanity_rules View Post
    ..........Seriously yeah the vtz doesn't offer much cover but bee's wax on the leather crotch bit of cordura pants tends to keep you toasty and dry in the nether regions. Result one happy banana..........
    So you're applying the wax while wearing the pants!

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    I just wear the cheap motoline wet weather pants over my leathers, definately no wet Nads because there's nothing worse
    As mad as a spider, and twice as hairy !

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunhuntin View Post
    i like the poise myself...means my jeans crotch stays dry...actually, scarily so! LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
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    Do you need help with that problem?

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