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  1. 18th October 2006, 09:28 #1
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    Of all the vehicles on the road....

    ....how on earth did that seagull manage to crap on me?

    Lovely ride into work this morning, enjoying the sun and all, when all of a sudden what looked like a stick came flying at me from some where and hit me on the knee.

    Looked down and.....oh....crap.....

    Then had a bit of a laugh about it as I continued on to work with my "green badge of courage"...

    My Cordura pants may not be waterproof....but they are resistant to seagull guano, so I suppose that's something...

    Me and my imaginary friend have been goin' round the bend for some time now....
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    Crap Magnet! Hehe!
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    Isnt a bird crapping on you supposed to be good luck?!

    Im sorry but I pissed myself laughing when I read that! Bit of bad luck there, something to laugh about for years to come though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Im sorry but I pissed myself laughing when I read that!
    So, are YOUR pants waterproof? heh heh heh...
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    [QUOTE=Str8 Jacket;791266]Isnt a bird crapping on you supposed to be good luck?!

    I think that's something that people who've been crapped on by a seagull say.
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    Or yawn while riding with an open face helmet!
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    YEah - I thought that people might find that an amusing story - that's why I decided to share...

    Str8 - I am not riding tonight because I forgot about TCWNR and agreed to go and eat roast dinner at my sister's instead....oh the hardship!

    Can't go for the next 3 weeks either - exam, holiday.... BUT I will come along after that. I'll even bring my avian friends....
    Me and my imaginary friend have been goin' round the bend for some time now....
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    Quote Originally Posted by apteryx_haasti View Post
    Str8 - I am not riding tonight because I forgot about TCWNR and agreed to go and eat roast dinner at my sister's instead....oh the hardship!
    Oh, I looove roasts I'd love to come, thanks for the invite! Is it OK if I bring a few mates?....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Oh, I looove roasts I'd love to come, thanks for the invite! Is it OK if I bring a few mates?....
    TCWNR. Destination: my sister's house!

    I am sure she'd be thrilled. My nephew would enjoy looking at the bikes!
    Me and my imaginary friend have been goin' round the bend for some time now....
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    Quote Originally Posted by apteryx_haasti View Post
    TCWNR. Destination: my sister's house!

    I am sure she'd be thrilled. My nephew would enjoy looking at the bikes!
    lol, dont worry I was only joking! If I came then they'd be nothing for anyone else...

    Have fun tonight, will catch you out and about in a few weeks. Watch out for those birds eh?!
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    Roast seagull!! Mmmmm... salt, pepper and a touch of coriander.

    Or if you prefer, honey and herbs.
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    Have you ever actually tried seagull. It's horrid. Definately not a roaster, if you HAVE to eat one try boiling it. And block your nose, the smell is even worse than the taste.
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    I was coming back across the Desert Road after WarlockNZ carried on south, and a bird crapped right in the middle of my visor, fortunatley there was enough wind that the worst blew off, but was still a mess!
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