Fair call - but I picked it up just by reading the threads on this forum.Originally Posted by The_Dover
Loud and Uncouth
Fair call - but I picked it up just by reading the threads on this forum.
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Forum whore
i know.
lucky I bought that cheap degree on ebay. otherwise I might have to have listened at school.
unless you can prove it.
I was stopped by a chick cop a coupla months ago - my WOF had expired. Oops - genuine oversight. She gave me 5 days to sort it. Fairy snuff. Thanks.
A few days later one of my neighbours ,also a cop, joined me in my garage for a tinnie while I was fiddling with the Biffbird. He told me that he'd been chatting with a chicky cop he worked with over a brew, and she'd told him about 'a really cute biker on a big black bike' she'd stopped. Apparently this guy has 'dreamy eyes'. He checked the rego. Twas I.
Now I need a new fkin helmet, coz my bonce wont fit in my current one any more.
I like cops. Great taste. Apart from SD. I mean....tassles......FFS?!
Do mere mortals have to undergo eyesight tests before being elevated to the status of cops these days?
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
Rest In Peace
I commute *against* the traffic Porirua to Parparumu every morning at around 07:15. There is a cop commuting going the other way into town (you know who you are). I wave to him EVERY morning ... one day he'll crack and wave back.
Oh BTW, I wave to everyone, even hogs n scooters. Get back most of hem.
Brett
Tornado Alley
He is usually the organiser of such outings... and leaves us behind... for some reason...
Loud and Uncouth
The jealousy will consume you grasshopper....relent and buy some, go on, you know you want tassles too.
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
One, two free, floor!
Bugger jealously, I think he wants the chicky cop to have 'im...The jealousy will consume you grasshopper....relent and buy some, go on, you know you want tassles too.
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
unless you can prove it.
Ok... you've got me, providing they some with one of those free moustachios you glue on every morning.
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
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