A$holes touching parked bikes

[HenryDorsetCase]

. I'm a specialist at work (for all that's worth)

ob-gyn?

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[Rubbergirl]

I park my ride under the front window of the cafe I work at, once someone decided to sit on it! couldnt believe it! so i flicked the switch behind the counter to open the windows (elctric) ...window opens and he could not get off quick enough and fell to the ground!! hahaha!! was so funny!

[Dodgyiti]

What if they snuck up in the night and stole my Volty?!

Stranger things have happened

[Karma]

ob-gyn?

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No, I use the term specialist in it's most loosest sense. Usually specialists are rewarded for their in depth knowledge of a product or service, I however am not

[crash harry]

If someone wants to sit on my bike (and being a 'busa they always seem to want to) and they ask, generally they're more than welcome providing they are not drunk or mentally infirm.

But if I catch anyone touching it without permission, god help them.

Had some bitch using my old CBR250RR as a drink stand at a party years ago. Spilt some red syrupy shit all over the seat and tank. Took ages to clean it up. She couldn't understand why I went mental, nearly ended up in a fistfight with her boyfriend about it. Some people have no f*cking respect for other people's property.

[pervert]

Had some bitch using my old CBR250RR as a drink stand at a party years ago. Spilt some red syrupy shit all over the seat and tank. Took ages to clean it up. She couldn't understand why I went mental, nearly ended up in a fistfight with her boyfriend about it. Some people have no f*cking respect for other people's property.

...you took your bike to a party where people would naturally be drunk everywhere...you left it in the midst of it...then you're surprised drunk people fucked with it?

[sunhuntin]

only had one incident where my hazards were flicked on...and i may have hit them myself, but i doubt it.

i have taken photos of bikes without the owners permission [they werent near by at the time] and usually get a shot of the rego card so i can get the year correct when filing. the rego card pic never sees the net, and i never take photos of license plates.

the best ive found yet would be the 1930s harley in invercargill. actually looked its age!

[Nicksta]

Don't resist the urge, fighting it will make it worse; go with the flow and give me THE GODDAM Keys gal

dreams are free Boomer....
and dont bother fighting me for them

Watched a couple of chicks (mid-20's) in bikinis walk up from the beach, one throws her leg over my harley and grabs the controls, so I keyed the remote start button on my bike remote. The bike fires up instantly (it was still hot), she screams and drops her right leg to the ground, scalding it against the pipes in the process, then falls over clutching her leg.

I wandered over, lighting a smoke on the way, and casually asked if it was her bike. After the inevitable answer I told her NEVER touch somebody elses' bike. I then pointed my remote at the bike and reset the alarm.

When she realised I was the owner I got a right serve about being "dangerous" and responsible for badly burning her leg. I pointed at the seat and told her next time she decided to touch my bike it might be a good idea to go to the toilet BEFORE doing so!

Having said that, I doubt she'll do it again.

ROFL.... thats awesome dude.... how dare she have a go at you though!!
I dont think i have ever seen a person jump in a convertible and pretend to drive it... so i wonder why people think it is ok to sit on a parked bike?? Is there an offence for breaking into a car and sitting in the drivers seat, weather your thinking about stealing it or not, your tresspassing on private property no? so why is it not the same for bikes? Prosecute their bikini asses!

[Quartermile]

Nah, I think that's a good example of why you should ask before you take a pic. If I saw someone taking a pic of my bike I'd like to know why, and what they were using it for. I don't want my numberplate ending up on the net where anyone can see it and trace it to my address. What if they snuck up in the night and stole my Volty?!

Highly unlikely that someone would actally want to steal one of those but if it did happen, no great loss

[ferretface]

This happens all the time on my scooter - there are stuff all motorbike parks in this town, but if I use a car park, someone will move my bike and use the park. Once in Palmerston North, I parked up and fed the meter. Came back an hour later to find my bike on the footpath, with a bloody parking ticket for parking on the footpath. Couldnt be sure the car in my park belonged to the person who moved my bike, but I was wild. (I'm blessed with a bad temper lol but if I had been able to prove it...)

I've used a situation like this to my advantage - tucked my bike at the end of some free parking but the bike was slightly in a no parking zone.
I was only gone for about 15 minutes and got a ticket.

Anyway, I disputed the ticket and said someone must have moved the bike to get their car out and the council let me off

[crash harry]

...you took your bike to a party where people would naturally be drunk everywhere...you left it in the midst of it...then you're surprised drunk people fucked with it?

Nope, left it on the driveway, with all the other vehicles, went inside for about 15 minutes and came out and she's spilt shit all over it. Didn't use anyone's CAR as a drink stand, just my bike.

And BTW, the party was inside, not outside on the drive. Stupid shore girls.

[35tickets]

Has this ever happened to you,

sticky childrens hand prints on the tank and moved mirrors sugesting that some six toed mouth breather had parked one of their spawn of satan on it (the hand print position could have only have been done seated by a hand that small).

I mean really unless its picking up a fallen bike why on earth would you touch someone elses ride like that? People really don't respect other peoples shit.

Had a ZXR750 H1 a few years ago and was at a mates party in auckland when this kid comes up to the bike and starts putting his fuckin hands all over the fairing and tugging at this and that and then sperm doner comes up and picks the kid up and puts kid on bike ....where was i? only 4m away so went over to fuckwit and told him to get his little shit off the bike and he said oh but its just a child and i said i don't give a fuck i'm not worried about your damn kid its the bike i'm worried about (wasn't the most popular guy back then)

And just remembered another little shit on the ferry at Opua hahahahaha started touching my ZZR11 then touched the hot exhaust pipe, that fuckin learnt him!!!!

So people just don't give a shit about other peoples things

[sunhuntin]

And just remembered another little shit on the ferry at Opua hahahahaha started touching my ZZR11 then touched the hot exhaust pipe, that fuckin learnt him!!!!

So people just don't give a shit about other peoples things

i would have loved to have seen that!

ive never offered a kid to sit on my bike, but would likely agree if asked. depending on whether they looked rough or not.

[Jimmy B]

Sheesh, tough crowd to please. I don’t mind if people sit on or touch my bike provided there is no malice or intent to damage it; indeed they are welcome to, especially if they are genuinely interested. Hey no harm no foul, a bike is only a “thing” IMHO but its hard to tell what peoples true intentions are so I guess its natural to be a bit concerned if someone is shitting around and I don’t know what they are intending to do....

If they ask or seem reasonable then no worries, even if I “caught them at it” so to speak. If they are quite the opposite then, if practical, I spose I would need to give them a bunch on the teefs or at least threaten them with a caution, then maybe leg it, or a combination?

As for grubby hand prints, well the road spooge that I collect after a ride is infinitely harder to clean and certainly no worse than those of my Son, His Cousins and their mates who love to hop on for a “ride” and they always ask if I can help them. My only concerns, especially with the kidlets (even if they are with an adult) are that they maybe badly burned if the bike is still hot or even worse that they may suffer a crushing injury (fatal?) if the bike rolls off it's stand. If I am there to supervise then happy days.

I must be getting soft in my old age

[mitchilin]

I'm sorry but that's fucking funny...

Glad you found it funny.I was fuckin' ropeable.I kinda find it funny today.It was just a dirty old elsie.If I caught anyone today pissing around with one of my bikes, they would be trying to poke their intestines back in.