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  1. 13th February 2007, 21:28 #1
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    Exam answers

    Some exams answers out of left field...
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  2. 13th February 2007, 21:29 #2
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    And a couple more...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    And a couple more...
    strickly speaking, the 2nd pic is the correct answer as "x" was found.

    However, if it was worded "solve for x"...
    ...and I don't wanna die, just want to ride my motorcy...cle (Arlo Guthrie)
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    I do so like the way these people think!
    Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
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    And another one.....

    My personal favourite......
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  7. 14th February 2007, 19:29 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    And a couple more...
    Seen both of those before but still brings a smile.

    Quote Originally Posted by Squeak the Rat View Post
    My personal favourite......
    Very good.

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    I do so like the way these people think!
    So do I, way too clever for me.
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    I do not see anything wrong with Mr Hitcher's first example (the El Nino one). It is factually correct, and well written. Indeed the style reminds me somewhat of my own when required , in my youth, to write essays on boring and trivial subjects. Clearly the author knows his subject entirely and finds the exercise facile and trivial. He should be promoted to a higher form, where he would be more challenged (I say "he" , in my experience this style is always the work of a young man)
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    I have the "find x" one on my fridge.... I think it epitomizes the slack way we use language now. I would be fighting to get some credit for that answer. Slap the teacher for poor language skills.
    I did like the one where it ended up as a picture of the person hanging... very clever.
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    One more, although it's a question this time
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dodger View Post
    One more, although it's a question this time
    Where's the pic?

    EDIT: There it is! I love that site -- my favourite comic. www.xkcd.org

    Here's the original (http://www.xkcd.com/c135.html)

    Oh, and yeah, SpankMe, why the fuck can't you upload PNGs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    And a couple more...
    http://www.mphtower.com/web/content/view/87/37/

    And along the same lines:
    http://www.mphtower.com/web/content/view/86/37/
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    Can velociraptors open doors? I didn't know that . Can they? Did they even HAVE doors when they were around ?
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    Can velociraptors open doors? I didn't know that . Can they? Did they even HAVE doors when they were around ?
    Did you not ever see "Jurassic Park" ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    Can velociraptors open doors? I didn't know that . Can they? Did they even HAVE doors when they were around ?
    Well they're obviously smarter than those Aliens from signs. The ones that can travel vast distances but don't wear suits to protect themselves from humidity
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