So, you want to sleep with my daughter?

**Donor** · 10th April 2007, 17:53

...odd, this thread has been up more than 5 minutes with its catchy title, and yet Disco is nowhere to be seen...

**Storm** · 10th April 2007, 19:19

Thats some weird shit
Still, thats what the internet is for I spose

**Colapop** · 10th April 2007, 19:43

Dunno what his issue is. He got to root the daughter, got complimented on his arse (by both parents) and got a 'opening' night gift... It wasn't like the old man asked him to move over so he could have a go...

**Finn** · 10th April 2007, 20:36

Originally Posted by Donor

...odd, this thread has been up more than 5 minutes with its catchy title, and yet Disco is nowhere to be seen...

Disco Dan feels uncomfortable discusing a subject he knows very little about.

**Ixion** · 10th April 2007, 21:57

Originally Posted by Colapop

.. It wasn't like the old man asked him to move over so he could have a go...

It's when the old man asks her to move over so that he can have a go that it's time to start worrying

**Mental Trousers** · 10th April 2007, 22:17

Worrying is the young fella becoming a double adaptor.

**Brett** · 10th April 2007, 22:59

Bahahahahhahahah...how distrubingly odd.

**Xtat1k** · 10th April 2007, 23:17

Originally Posted by skelstar

This one is far funnier!

Agreed, lol

**BuFfY** · 10th April 2007, 23:30

Yeah the second one was funnier! lol

Parents can be so embarrassing! When my dad met my first serious boyfriend I was living in Auckland and Dad in Wellington.. so we had a trip down there for a weekend.
When we arrive Dad is wearing a sarong... and then passes my boyfriend a piece of paper... "10 rules for dating my teenage daughter"... SHAME!!
He then told him where his golf clubs were just incase my boyfriend ever hurt me...

**skidMark** · 11th April 2007, 00:55

Originally Posted by Sniper

God, this had to be the funniest thing I have read all month

http://www.ubersite.com/m/99471

reminds me of the first time i did it with my ex and her mother walked in , her mother was not so erm, forgiving?

**skidMark** · 11th April 2007, 01:04

http://www.ubersite.com/m/100062

i think hes a tad upset, feel sorry for him

**skidMark** · 11th April 2007, 01:05

Originally Posted by Sniper

He is american, and you can tell he is just gagging for attention

says the man with 12,977 posts

**skidMark** · 11th April 2007, 01:08

Originally Posted by Finn

14 or so years ago, I was living in Stockholm with my then crazy girlfriend and we were visiting her parents at their summer house in the archipelago. They had a boat shed and sauna right on the water and the idea was to get really hot in the sauna then jump in the freezing water for fun. Of course, sometimes you had to break the ice first.

A time honoured Christmas tradition was a family sauna. GF told me (quite seriously) that you leave your towels and robes outside and sit around naked. Her parents backed her up here. I actually believed them cause they were very liberal. The bitch made sure I was last in cause I had to go get some more firewood. Good one. I enter with chronic shrinkage due to outside temp of -15 and they're in towels. My nickname from then on was lilla Finn. Easy to translate. I got them back but that's a nufer story.

so temperature drops don't effect you then, incredible

mustve been so cold that it made you a midget with a small knob foreva