You pull faces in your helmet too?

[Kinje]

rode past a HUGE dog hanging out of a car window... splitting past the car.. the dog barked just as I got level with him... just about jumped right off my bike!!!

Dog +1
Disco 0

I followed a car over the takas with a big dog in it. When I got near, the dog would bark at me through back window, then front passenger would turn round and smack the dog to stop barking, then I'd come back up close to make it start barking again...

That was fun, I was

Cagers 0
Dog +1
Kinje +1

[gijoe1313]

The scary thing is when you're having a conversation with yourself in your helmet, you get a reply ... And the reply is usually a good response to what you've been doing ...

I've also had the pleasure of sitting next to a car and listening in on a conversation and interjecting ... "pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear your problem ... supercheap is having a sale on ... 25% off, go and get yourself some of those ramps and bob's your uncle!"

first reaction was

second reaction was "cheers mate, I'll do that!"

(the problem was "I want sumthin' like, to prop my ride up at the meet so's I can show off my underbody bling - jacks are too much bother, what the feck can I put my ride on to show it off?")

And yes, there was the duff duff duff playing and the psshhwwhshss noises!

[Dave-]

yes but do any of you dance?

i mean dancing is hard (and embarrising) enough on the ground let alone on the bike.

so im crusing along and i start bopping up and down while pushing my knees out the sides and humming "nick nack paddy whack give a dog a bone" or was it "oh eeh oh ah ah ting tang whalla whalla bing bam"?

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. ~Robin Williams

[Lorax]

HeHe this thread is hilarious, Lorax you truly are a genius

Shux. Really didn't think this'd hit such a cord. I'm so proud.

HAHAHAHA!! Thanks every one, this has been great to read I was wondering if I was alone in this the other day.. obviously not though.
Thanks for startin this Lorax, now I no longer have to wonder
I also tend to go giggle a whole lot

Blush. I'll make up a song for ya.

Are you my long lost brother? The only thing more surprising to how often I find myself doing this is that someone else also does it.

And just think, around the world at this very moment thousands of ultra cool and slightly loony bikies are singing/yeling in their own little world, trying to touch their chin to the front of the helmet, and making broom broom / vroom vroom noises... La la laaaa!

Actually, I've been enjoying putting on NRL commentators (esp Ray Warren) voices and commentating my journey lately:

McEwan... Changes into second... Changes into third... Fourth... one gear left, he needs to kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick AND WHAT A BEAUTIFUL LANE CHANGE! THE MAAAAAAAGIC MAAAAAN IS BAAAAACK! But the question on all the punters minds out there is "Is this man going to make it to work on time?" Back to you Willy...

[skidMark]

i'm usually too busy concentrating on my lines through a corner, considering i don't really wanna crash at 140 or 150kph thru a 65, just cus i was singing to myself

i have been know to sing songs off the ghostrider dvd's while splitting fast though,,, and pantera etc, i used to ride with my ipod on though with heavy metal, damn that stuff is evil makes me ride silly fast.

oh also see my profile pic,

ive been known to do that late at night on the motorway beside cagers to ententain them.

it's when i sat on the tank sideways and then turned round completely that they really laughed hard.

[Swoop]

Theres always corn in it isnt there? Even if you know you haven't had corn in ages... you always findd corn in it... weird...

And carrots!

And peas. Where the hell do they come from?

The answer to your questions is simple.
The appendix is designed to hold and retain diced carrots and pieces of small vegetables (helen klerke excluded) until such a time as a reversed flow of the main intestinal tract is initiated.
Even those people who have had their appendix removed are not immune to this. The reason, is that doctors have a warped sense of humour and leave a small part of the appendix attached - just for shits and giggles.
This is what my research has concluded, and I'm sticking to it...

...does noone else bark at dogs????

Guilty... I tend to go "Ruff ruff" when passing a dog - particularly those on the back of a builders ute!

And just think, around the world at this very moment thousands of ultra cool and slightly loony bikies are singing/yeling in their own little world, trying to touch their chin to the front of the helmet, and making broom broom / vroom vroom noises...

I'm slightly more concerned at the thought of cagers saying "Oooh, here comes a big, bad, biker... better get out of their way", when really the nutter inside the helmet is going "Ring ding a dinga ding" and acting like the Crazy Frog.

[skidMark]

geez after reading all this, i could almost class myself as one of the more sane people on this forum.

[Wolf]

geez after reading all this, i could almost class myself as one of the more sane people on this forum.

Almost - there is the matter of your avatar...

[skidMark]

Almost - there is the matter of your avatar...

thats just to piss you lot off lol

[jtzzr]

I sing in my helmet at the top of my voice, then the Mrs comes in and says"Are you going for a ride or what FUCK OFF" . P.s Stay away from me you crazy fockers.

[Wolf]

thats just to piss you lot off lol

I can actually hear the tune in my head every time I see it.

[avgas]

yep singing, mainly on motorways at 2am.

[avgas]

'Duunaaah dar dah, "In the shuffling madness, of a locomotive breath".......'

[strayjuliet]

My confession: I don't sing or hum or even make up rhymes in my helmet or anything like that... Yet

I do find myself wanting to polish my bike each and every chance I get and while I'm polishing it I find myself telling it all about the adventure we are yet to have with each other once I pass my bike licence.

I love my bike. I dont mind admitting that. "Am I insane?" I ask myself. After reading this thread, I dont think I'm anywhere near as insane as anyone else on this site... Yet

[Krayy]

Now here's my state of weirdness.....I do impressions. Usually movie quotes from Sean Connery or Michael Caine. Some of the movies featured are:

Any James Bond movie with connery in it.
Alfie
Get Carter
Entrapment
and particularly Dragonheart ("I AM the last of my kind!")

The bonus is that you can do both of them if you're reciting lines from "The man who would be King" (e.g., "They're Masons Danny!" or "Now, the problem is, how to divide five Afghans from three mules and have two Englishmen left over")