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Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
"People are stupid ... almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true ... they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so all are easier to fool." -- Wizard's First Rule
Well in the UK there is the 'Eating Disorders Association' which deals with;
Anorexia
Bulemia
Obesity
It used to be called Anorexia Family Aid but medical experts realised that there were other eating disorders.
Would you say that alcoholism is a mental disorder.....because it is just like depression and often depression leads to over eating, drinking too much....
Years ago when flying a 10 seat commuter aircrarft (piper chieftain) for Eagle air I was accosted by an extaorinary large woman who had settled into one of the passenger seats.
'Oi, the seat belt is too small' she snarls, holding her seatbelt about 6 inches from meeting around her immense midrift. I look at the belt and note that all the other (blushing) people have plenty of room. Shit this is novel.
'Umm sorry we don't have any extensions'.
We just didn't carry them in those days on that type.
'Not good enough, the plane is too small'
Ummm
'Sorry, but you will have to get off and re-book on the bigger aircraft, it leaves in an hour'
'No I must go on this one, you sort it out'.
I could understand her frustration though I figured that perhaps a diet would have been her best plan. I had a schedule to keep, all the other punters were looking impatient and she was becoming increasingly obnoxious about the little plane that couldn't accomodate a 200 KG woman.
'Hang on',
I put my knee into the side of her belly and after a bit of a shove and (her) gasp I managed to clip the belt as it dissapeared between a couple of large spare tyres, but she was legal.
The flight went normal and she got to where she wanted to go and on time, though maybe a bit uncomfortable. The after landing tirade that I and other ground staff recieved, followed by an angry letter, certainly showed her appreciation for my assistance and solution.
I often wonder if she ever figured out what the problem really was.
If you love it, let it go. If it comes back to you, you've just high-sided!
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