And so the bonding begins

[F5 Dave]

Have you sat (climbed?) on a proper MX bike lately?

. . . On the other hand it doesn't explain pit bikes

I've always thought at 5'8" I was averageish height & that most bikes were tailored exactly for me for leg & arm comfort & pitied the poor suckers that were perched on like preying mantis's; Like my good mate John who at 6'4" decided a TZ250 would be a good racebike for him.

Then we both got dirtbikes so I figured it's swings & round abouts.

[Stirts]

Have you sat (climbed?) on a proper MX bike lately?

I can't even reach the seat to mount them things!

I've always thought at 5'8" I was averageish height

I read it on the innernets so it must be so!

Like my good mate John who at 6'4" decided a TZ250 would be a good racebike for him

At least his knees could double as ear plugs!

[BarBender]

T on a triple. Nice one.

Dont think it will be as good as the bubble though.

Holla back when you and skinny are up next.

[Stirts]

T on a triple. Nice one.

Dont think it will be as good as the bubble though.

Holla back when you and skinny are up next.

The Bubble couldn’t pull a greased stick out of a pig’s bottom, but it is so much fun!!!

Skinny? you could be categorised under that also, we hardly recognised you at first. Oh we will give you a holla alright when we are up next! Was awesome catching up!

[Swoop]

Real sized people ...the average height for males is at 1.75 meters world wide. And the average height for females is 1.63 meters world wide. So why don't the designers and engineers of our motorcycles take this into consideration?

Eh?
Surely they missed out 100mm on those heights??? The world's population is getting taller, doncha know!

[Stirts]

Eh?
The world's population is getting taller, doncha know!

I read somewhere in the vast abyss of the web, that due to poor diets, and cross pollination of different ethnicities, the world's population has done a 360 and is now becoming shorter.

[Swoop]

I read somewhere in the vast abyss of the web...

Must be true then! Who am I to disagree.

[martybabe]

It was a given that it had to be lowered. I could only get one big toe to touch the ground.


Before he had put the last shiney-tool-thingie down,

DAMNFARKARSESHITBALLSMOTHERFARKENARSELICK ….

. Happy, Happy, Happy. Joy, Joy, Joy.

And so a little girl waits…..

this little hunk of steel that is destined to propel me into a state of exquisite riding ecstasy.

To be absolutely honest, my sphincter was ambushed by a fierce onslaught of spasms, I was terrified.

Off we go, poor little Nodrog was glued to his mirrors.

. As smooth as a baby’s botty I tells ya!! Even when I chose the wrong gear on occasion,

I only felt a mild vibration on my bum bum,

The brakes … farken hell I just need to look at the lever and they are on..…bloody marvellous!!

Poetry in motion.

I am a mere n00b and still have much to learn, but I am most certainly looking forward to my long and lustful journey with my Trumpy

You may be new to bike reviewing but your wordsmithery and enthusiasm are a pleasure to read.

So that's one bling for your joyful review, one for the new bike and one for making me laugh (quite a lot actually) Superb stuff, enjoy the strippler Babe!

[Stirts]

You may be new to bike reviewing but your wordsmithery and enthusiasm are a pleasure to read.

So that's one bling for your joyful review, one for the new bike and one for making me laugh (quite a lot actually) Superb stuff, enjoy the strippler Babe!

Awwww shucks you made me blush

[martybabe]

Awwww shucks you made me blush

Don't be blushing,'twas a great read.
I love people being excited and enthusiastic about anything. I picked up some new brake discs at the parcel depot today and almost wet myself with excitement, the parcel lady asked me to stop dancing for a while sos I could sign for them. It's nice getting new stuff eh. x

[Bounce001]

Congrats on the new bike. I got mine in May this year new and like yourself absolutely love it

Had to promise my partner no wheelies for 6 months (it almost up!!!)

It's great to see more woman out there on great bikes doing it.

[Stirts]

Congrats on the new bike. I got mine in May this year new and like yourself absolutely love it

Had to promise my partner no wheelies for 6 months (it almost up!!!)

It's great to see more woman out there on great bikes doing it.

Thanks Chickee.

I have been told they are a bit of wheelie monster. My man took away the quick turn throttle ..... which is a good thing as my track record for doing wheelies isn't great....face planted on my first and only attempt (Pit Bike not adult bike).

[nico]

Yes and it is something I will most definitely have to consider, unfortunately the belly pan is decidedly close to the ground, not really an issue at the moment but as I get used to her and start leaning her more this may be a real problem.

wear platform boots..... with goldfish in em

[2wheeldrifter]

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Would suit a triple


eeewwww what's that smell....