How do I ask a girl out?

[SixPackBack]

Girls give advice based on a loose combination of idealism, pop culture cliches and misinformation (also known as "a hunch").

wbks is also in the right direction.

People in general are not always sure what they want!.........For inexperienced men [boys?] to claim girls don't know what they want is erroneous horse shit.

People [in general] invariable know what they don't want. They include:

• Liars.
• Lack of mutual respect.
• Dishonesty.
• Chauvinism[listen up boys-a big one for ladies].
• Egotistical toss pots.
• Poor listeners.

......The list could go on but I'm sure you get the message!

[Str8 Jacket]

Dear God this thread is STILL going on. Just do what I did... Invited all my mates to a pub for my birthday drinks, got real pissed and jumped the guy I wanted in front of everyone. He couldn't say no and we're still together 2 and a half years later....

[wbks]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS]People in general are not always sure what they want!.........For inexperienced men [boys?] to claim girls don't know what they want is erroneous horse shit.

I wasn't claiming anything at all, just pointing out what he was obviously hinting at

[Slyer]

Dear God this thread is STILL going on. Just do what I did... Invited all my mates to a pub for my birthday drinks, got real pissed and jumped the guy I wanted in front of everyone. He couldn't say no and we're still together 2 and a half years later....

Girls have it easy. As long as he doesn't think you're crazy, diseased or ugly you're in.
All men are whores, given the chance.

[Thani-B]

helps, but you dont ask the cow how to make a burger

Girls give advice based on a loose combination of idealism, pop culture cliches and misinformation (also known as "a hunch").

wbks is also in the right direction.

Or we could give advice based on our past experiences which could be similar and relate to the situation at hand.

[The Stranger:Me]

I don't know aye Noel. Perhaps he should listen to all the 19 year old girls he knows, ask them for their most valuable opinion, and make an informed decision based on that conclusive evidence. Sure works for some grown ups on here.

Shit raj, you know, not sure of the ages of some of these people, but I haven't caught any of them lying yet.
Have you ever been caught out lying raj?

Think very carefully now as it's a long and exhaustive list.

[Cr1MiNaL]

Shit raj, you know, not sure of the ages of some of these people, but I haven't caught any of them lying yet.
Have you ever been caught out lying raj?

Think very carefully now as it's a long and exhaustive list.

Hmmm good point Noel, I do fib occasionally; however, I am right on this occasion.

What did she say to you when you showed her this thread Reido?

[Damon]

What did she say to you when you showed her this thread Reido?

How did you tell her about the thread?

"I was so nervous about asking you out that I went online and asked a bunch of strangers how to do it... wanna look?"

In my experience just keep doing your thing as normal, hang out a little and make a few subtle hints and then wait

[SPORK]

How did you tell her about the thread?

"I was so nervous about asking you out that I went online and asked a bunch of strangers how to do it... wanna look?"

In my experience just keep doing your thing as normal, hang out a little and make a few subtle hints and then wait

Hahaha the money I'd pay to have been a fly on the wall.

But yeah, you're right - except I'm not sure about the 'waiting' thing. When it gets to the point when the two of you are spending a lot of time one-on-one things tend fall into place.

[gatch]

So actually knowing how other girls think doesn't help us at all when giving advice, according to you? Strange.

I asked a girl for her help when I wanted to hook up with one of her friends, instead of helping me, she got fucked off cause she wanted my attention ha..

It worked itself out in the end hahahahaha

[The Stranger:Me]

Hmmm good point Noel, I do fib occasionally; however, I am right on this occasion.

fib? occasionally?
But we should believe you this time.
Anyone for a tui? - and would you like honours with that?

[James Deuce]

fib? occasionally?
But we should believe you this time.
Anyone for a tui? - and would you like honours with that?

I'm with you. I nearly ruptured myself trying not to shoot beer out my nose all over my keyboard.

[Genie]

I'm with you. I nearly ruptured myself trying not to shoot beer out my nose all over my keyboard.

hmmmmmmmmmmmm.....beer!!

[James Deuce]

This whole thread could summarised easily.

[Cr1MiNaL]

fib? occasionally?
But we should believe you this time.
Anyone for a tui? - and would you like honours with that?

I really couldn't give a rats arse if YOU believed me or not frankly!