Bikes you absolutely would NOT own. Ever never

**Owl** · 6th January 2010, 15:33

Originally Posted by James Deuce

Silly boy!

I want one with the powered sidecar wheel and a nice screen for the passenger. Ideal school run vehicle.

Yeah right! Like anyone would be seen dropped off to school via Ural..........

**James Deuce** · 6th January 2010, 15:52

It's important for parents to scar their children permanently, emotionally and physically (but only by accident). It's what gives them character.

**HenryDorsetCase** · 6th January 2010, 15:55

Originally Posted by Owl

I'd never own a Ural of any kind

I reckon they've got potential.... theres a model with a driven sidecar wheel and a reverse gear. It'd be fun to zap around on all Wallace and Gromit styles..... plus you could put a .50 cal on the sidecar and deal with idiot car drivers.

**Slyer** · 6th January 2010, 16:34

Originally Posted by James Deuce

It's important for parents to scar their children permanently, emotionally and physically (but only by accident). It's what gives them character.

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**The Everlasting** · 6th January 2010, 17:00

Well said,doesn't matter what you ride,as long as you ride,I have seen a few gay Honda jokes and others,I was rather annoyed because it's immature and just plain stupid.

**davebullet** · 6th January 2010, 18:05

SV650s are shit. No wait, I got covered in shit today on the way back from Martinborough. Damn cows crossing the road.

**White trash** · 6th January 2010, 18:13

Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback

I will NEVER own an electric motorcycle

That's because by definition I don't think electric bikes can be called "motorcycles" you stupid coont.

I'll never own a fucken Jag, transmissions are crap I've heard

**Hitcher** · 6th January 2010, 18:14

Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase

Stereotypes are bullshit. All bikes are cool.

That be true. However the same cannot be said for some companies who import and distribute them.

**White trash** · 6th January 2010, 18:17

Originally Posted by Hitcher

That be true. However the same cannot be said for some companies who import and distribute them.

Fuckenarse! I'm hearing a whole new "starts with M ends with ART" issue coming on here

(Jokes big fella)

**BMWST?** · 6th January 2010, 18:20

i have never had a suzuki

**YellowDog** · 6th January 2010, 18:30

Originally Posted by Slyer

I would never own a Goldwing

My first thought is that I do like motorcycles and each has its own individuality and qualities.

So if I had to part with my own cash, then the list of bikes I would own is quite limited. However if you were given a bike, would you actually say 'NO' to anything that rides and doesn't break down?

Now I have given the matter some thought and received some help from other posters; though I haven't ridden one since 1989 I would say 'the big N word' to a Goldwing and also to many other similar cumbersome monstrosities. Hardley Davidson have some older bikes that would fit into that category.

Difficult question to consider.