Best analogy competition.

**Big Dave** · 3rd August 2009, 21:58

Like licking piss off nettles. - Fry, S.

**Hitcher** · 3rd August 2009, 22:10

Harder than calculus.

**The Stranger:Me** · 4th August 2009, 13:22

As tight as a schoolboy.

**Jinxycat** · 22nd February 2010, 10:21

thats good.......lol

**tribsanor** · 22nd February 2010, 11:01

more vans than a dutch phonebook

**Bald Eagle** · 22nd February 2010, 11:15

Couldn't run a piss up in a brewery with the caps off.

Been swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool.

**Bald Eagle** · 22nd February 2010, 11:16

Originally Posted by cc rider

tip her on her side & she'll last longer

role her in flour and look for the wet spot

**SMOKEU** · 22nd February 2010, 12:08

As reliable as a politicians promise.

**Ronin** · 22nd February 2010, 12:14

As busy as a bumhole at a Gay Mardi Gra

**cc rider** · 23rd February 2010, 03:28

As loose as a bumhole at a Gay Mardi Gra

Originally Posted by Bald Eagle

role her in flour and look for the wet spot

close...
roll her in flour & fvck the wet spot

**SS90** · 23rd February 2010, 05:46

Fanny like a wizards sleeve.

**Big Dave** · 29th March 2010, 21:09

As painful as Edward Scissor hands having a wank.

**Woodman** · 29th March 2010, 21:25

One mans mona Lisa is another mans grinning fat tart.

Wouldn't pull a greasy sausage out of a horses ass.

**shafty** · 29th March 2010, 21:58

As greasy as a Butchers prick

**scissorhands** · 29th March 2010, 22:46

Originally Posted by Big Dave

As painful as Edward Scissor hands having a wank.

pulling like a schoolboy

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