Biker Down. Oh shit, it's me...

**Usarka** · 11th May 2010, 08:17

Splatt Max

Will trade pies for oxycodone, morphione or tramadol.

**Mully** · 11th May 2010, 08:37

Sheesh Max, hope you're feeling better mate.

Remember my golden rule with cages - if it's not trying to ticket you, it's trying to kill you (or both....)

Anyway, I've heard of this new medical treatment - it's experimental, but it's been trialling well - medicinal head. Get Mrs Max onto that, pronto.

From memory, it's three times a day (or as required), for six weeks (or as required). Let me know if Mrs Max wants to see a prescription and I'll get one over to you.

**Mudfart** · 11th May 2010, 09:09

hopefully you're right handed so you can still do most things, and its good all those years of investing in your airbags has paid off.
incidents like these remind us we can never be relaxed around cage traffic, but get well asap, and continue to terrorise those bakeries.
fukn terrorist!. i bet those asians crap themselves when they see you comin.

**Foxzee** · 11th May 2010, 09:30

Those on board "airbags" are a life saver....lol

Seriously FM....not good to hear and hope you heal fast...take care

**MSTRS:Me** · 11th May 2010, 09:37

Wait for those evil fuckers at ACC to decline your claim "due to it being wear and tear"...
Mend quick, my friend.

**StoneY** · 11th May 2010, 10:21

Far out Maxx
You just proved Charlie Lambs LATEST presnetation (publicly announced here on KB in like 3 minutes from now) as to the cause of bike crashes

On ya bro, repair yaself we need that guitar hand well and useful for BIKEOI 2

Get a few pies in ya bruv youll be back to normal in no time, regards to Mrs Maxx too!

**nudemetalz** · 11th May 2010, 10:28

Ya poor bugger.

Heal fast and get back on two wheels

**mashman** · 11th May 2010, 10:30

Fook man... glad to hear you're in one piece... looks like the cricket box did the trick in protecting your sense of humour too

**Lucyloo** · 11th May 2010, 10:33

Bloody hell Max!
That's no good at all.
We hope that you are up and about soon and have those fingers strumming the light fantastic asap!
Hopefully you can still hold a pie in your good hand!

Take care Lisa and Dave.

**Badjelly** · 11th May 2010, 10:51

I'm sorry, mate, but this one's just not as funny as usual.

Good title though!

Get well soon.

**StoneY** · 11th May 2010, 11:20

Originally Posted by Mully

Sheesh Max, hope you're feeling better mate.

Anyway, I've heard of this new medical treatment - it's experimental, but it's been trialling well - medicinal head.

Found one for him Mully....but I aint sure this is what ya meant bruv?

**Ronin** · 11th May 2010, 11:36

Dear Nurses,

This is to certify the Fatt Max is a Good Cunt ™ and is to be fed only the best pies and nubile Nurses. Sponge Baths are 3 times a day.

Yours

KB

**Swoop** · 11th May 2010, 12:18

Originally Posted by Mully

Anyway, I've heard of this new medical treatment.
Let me know if Mrs Max wants to see a prescription and I'll get one over to you.

Can you do a prescription for "intravenous pies"?

**MadDuck** · 11th May 2010, 12:28

Wow ...stink news FM. Bloody pleased to hear you came out still alive though you mad bugger.

Hope you heal well and if theres anything you need you just yell .......