View Poll Results: After a shag do you..........

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  • Cuddle and sleep soundly

    25 37.31%

  • Wipe it on the curtains and piss off.

    12 17.91%

  • Curse god for making you a Honda rider and go home to your boyfriend.

    5 7.46%

  • lie there wondering how the fuck to get the fat tart off ya

    10 14.93%

  • Still wonder the true meaning of Bevel drive

    13 19.40%

  • Tell her to piss of and thank god you have a Bassett hound.

    2 2.99%
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  1. 30th June 2010, 21:35 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by GOONR View Post
    Hey there is nothing wrong with a bit of "spooning".

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  2. 30th June 2010, 21:35 #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katiepie View Post
    Mental note to self...... Never hook up with another KiwiBiker member if you want a bit of romance!


    Damn!
    Thanks guys, you screwed that one up for the rest of us.
    The (dis)honorable Nick Smith, when you speak all I can hear is
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  3. 30th June 2010, 21:36 #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Cleveland steamers all about sharing,nothing more romantic than sharing.
    Like the hungry bitches movie.
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  4. 30th June 2010, 21:41 #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    Like the hungry bitches movie.
    About time a Honda rider showed up.
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  5. 30th June 2010, 21:42 #35
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    I heard rodeo sex was best...


    While in the doggy position, take hold of her pony tail, wrap an arm round her waist, lean in close against her back and whisper in her ear; her brother had a tighter arse and didn't move like a sack of spuds...




    Apparently she may try and buck you off
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  6. 30th June 2010, 21:48 #36
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    get up and go straight to your bike and tell it how much more you love it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    About time a Honda rider showed up.
    I'm surprised it took this long.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    I'm surprised it took this long.
    Shit Honda is a make???

    I thought it was French for Homo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    I delete my Internet History and then go put the kettle on.
    For legal reasons i cant respond to your posts anymore,drop an H in there and all will be well my Brother.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    I delete my Internet History and then go put the kettle on.
    In other words Tub girl rides a Trumpet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rustic101 View Post
    I heard rodeo sex was best...


    While in the doggy position, take hold of her pony tail, wrap an arm round her waist, lean in close against her back and whisper in her ear; her brother had a tighter arse and didn't move like a sack of spuds...

    Apparently she may try and buck you off

    Nice one... the version I heard was that you reach around and grab a tit and whisper in her ear that it feels like her sisters...
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    Quote Originally Posted by rustic101 View Post
    Shit Honda is a make???

    I thought it was French for Homo
    You learn something new every day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    In other words Tub girl rides a Trumpet.
    That's a classic video....
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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    That's a classic video....
    You seen her do it on a Guzzi......theres a classic.
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