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    275 km on a Dog Turd by Shafty

    Needing tyres on the Pan Euro, I had organised a killer deal on some Avon Ultra Storm 2’s thru Drury Performance Centre, and had arranged a catch-up lunch with an old work mate in Takapuna while I was in the big smoke.

    Leaving Matiere (triangulate Otorohanga, New Plymouth, Turangi) under darkening and wet skies I headed to my overnight stop in Thames with Family. The bike hadn’t moved for a year while I was working (sic) overseas, so I topped up the tyres and headed off.

    The handling certainly felt different – but that was to be expected after more recently punting an R1 around Bahrain –plus the effect of ‘squared off’ rubber.

    Approaching 8 Mile turn off I had had some “WHOA” moments, one in particular was definitely foreplay to a tankslapper, so after a quick visual check at the junction (I was thinking at this stage a slow leak to the front) I high tailed it, -slowly-, to Te Kuiti’ Shell station.

    Worst fears realised, a holed rear tyre- quite a decent sized puncture – maybe 7-8mm - to the centre of the tyre, hissing away as I topped it up to find the hole. I poked the hole with my finger which dislodged the offending stone, opening the gap and letting the air gush out. BUGGER.

    In summary, nearly dark, wet and cold, big bike, flat tyre. FARK. I reminded myself it could only be easier than my last flat, which was on the Southern Motorway in 1977 - when you could leave a bike on the roadside overnight and it would still be there in the morning!

    Not a bad average I guess.

    A light bulb went on in my head about a couple of repair kits I had kept under the seat to sort of ‘ward off’ ever having to use them.

    First attempt with a rubber ring plug was quickly dismissed as futile, then I unrolled the other plug type, affectionately known as Dog Turds, based on their appearance.

    Poked it in with a Honda screwdriver after the supplied tool came up short. Pumped the tyre up with Shell’s pump, all looking good except a slight hiss and applying some saliva confirmed a small leak still.

    Working on theory, grabbed my tyre pressure gauge and reduced pressure to 30 psi and no hiss. Trimmed the superfluous dog turd with the supplied blade and off I went.

    Putting some weight on the tyre (currently on the centre stand) would, I theorised - and hoped like hell, further aid to seal the hole.

    IT WORKED BRILLIANTLY

    Made it to Thames no problem, usual open road speeds.

    Tyre pressure was good the next morning, so off to Drury where I snapped a pic of the INSIDE of my patch as they replaced the tyres.

    Great service there BTW, recommended.

    Never leave home without this stuff Kids, I won’t be.

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    1. Dog Turd in place, ready for trimming
    2. Bugger
    3. The inside story. Looks like a cigarette burn but is actually protruding toward the camera
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    done thousands of km before on them. Handy little buggers

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    Dolds tell me these work great too and aren't as messy, turd-wise.
    Haven't had to use it yet fortunately.

    http://www.dold.co.nz/Products/Gryyp...pair_Kits.aspx

    Turds save save save my bacon several times. I needed 3 in a tyre to get home once.

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    Shafty m8, wot a great tale! Now, why don't some smart bugger make somerthing this good and easy for tubed tyres?
    I know BM are closest with their tubeless wire wheels, but is that the answer I was searching 4?
    I'm no gynaecologist, however I would be happy to take a look......................

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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatijim View Post
    Shafty m8, wot a great tale! Now, why don't some smart bugger make somerthing this good and easy for tubed tyres?
    I know BM are closest with their tubeless wire wheels, but is that the answer I was searching 4?
    There's one on the link I posted.

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    How much does a half decent puncture repair kit cost?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Dolds tell me these work great too and aren't as messy, turd-wise.
    Haven't had to use it yet fortunately.

    http://www.dold.co.nz/Products/Gryyp...pair_Kits.aspx
    That looks like a well thought out idea, way better than any other kit I've seen for repairing from the outside especially from a "ease of use" point of view
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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    How much does a half decent puncture repair kit cost?
    Genuine Innovations is under $100 from memory, if not under $50. More than use once as well, just need more cylinders, which can be bought separately. For my long trips, I carry two bags worth, several cylinders, 2 sets of dog turds (about 10 strips) etc etc. Real handy if you can get yourself to the next fuel station, as you can use their air, which is muuuuch faster.

    Just realised actually, I'm running on a dog turd at the moment. Put it in just after the KB Gathering... was that back in June?
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    they are handy for sure! last years east cape trip both me and banditrider picked up punctures and we both got going within 10 mins without any hassle. I had a huge roofing nail in mine and tyre was completely flat. 1 canister got it to about 25psi which was enough to get me to where we were staying so I could finish pumping it up. BR got from the top of east cape all the way home on his and had belts showing on his tyre when he was done with it and it still held on!

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    Erm... was I the only one who thought this thread was about someone hitting a dog turd at 275kmph?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkLord View Post
    Erm... was I the only one who thought this thread was about someone hitting a dog turd at 275kmph?
    Yup
    Quote Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
    It's barking mad and if it doesn't turn you into a complete loon within half an hour of cocking a leg over the lofty 875mm seat height, I'll eat my Arai.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shafty View Post


    Pix: (Phone camera, sorry)
    1. Dog Turd in place, ready for trimming
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    Turds are good -I currently have one in my car's tyre.Unlike you I get punctures in just about every rear tyre on the bandit.

    The view from inside pic you posted looks very dodgy.A correctly fitted turd should form a loop with the two ends exiting back through the hole.

    You can buy replacement turds,tools and rubber cement from Supa Cheap auto

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixie View Post
    Turds are good -I currently have one in my car's tyre.Unlike you I get punctures in just about every rear tyre on the bandit.

    The view from inside pic you posted looks very dodgy.A correctly fitted turd should form a loop with the two ends exiting back through the hole. Yeah it actually does, but maybe it could've been pushed in further!

    You can buy replacement turds,tools and rubber cement from Supa Cheap auto
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    There's one on the link I posted.
    Ur quite right Dave, I carry all that stuff as well as the tyre irons to remove and refit the tyre with-just because Dold package 'most' of what 1 needs nicely, does not make it an easy and simple fix like their tubeless kit!
    Which was wot I was angling at!!!
    I'm no gynaecologist, however I would be happy to take a look......................

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowboyz View Post
    they are handy for sure! last years east cape trip both me and banditrider picked up punctures and we both got going within 10 mins without any hassle. I had a huge roofing nail in mine and tyre was completely flat. 1 canister got it to about 25psi which was enough to get me to where we were staying so I could finish pumping it up. BR got from the top of east cape all the way home on his and had belts showing on his tyre when he was done with it and it still held on!
    Yep, I was sweating blood but made it no worries. Very impressed with the genuine innovations kit I've got. I've now added a compressor to the top box.
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