Coming back from Levin over easter my mother (Who drives like a right Nana) hit a policeman with her wing mirror. I was in the passenger seat and didn't bloody see him. We stopped to see if he was alright and he gave the old lady a right bollocking...
To which I replied "Excuse me officer, but where is your hi-vis vest?"
He was outside of his patrol car at night doing god knows what.
Almost makes ya not want to stop and check...
White Trash Pearls of Wisdom #2654 - Refering to yourself in the 3rd person: The only thing gayer, would be being caught handcuffed around a public toilet bowl, an apple stuffed in your mouth and George Michael administering an epic caneing to your exposed cheeks while Boy George documents the event on a handicam.
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