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    Just got off the phone with a friend who lives in Regina Saskatchewan.

    He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling.

    The temperature is 32 below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force.

    Wind chill is -59. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare.

    He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.
    What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?

    Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.

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    Honey... I'm having one last drink with the boys.
    If I'm not back in 30 minutes, read this message again.
    What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?

    Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.

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    Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken

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    Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken

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    Hehe loving them!
    What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?

    Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juniper View Post
    Hehe loving them!
    Oh you will make me blush.


    Last edited by husaberg; 13th January 2014 at 17:52. Reason: added the l to blush ops



    Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken

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    [QUOTE=husaberg;1130662259]Oh you will make me blush.


    I'm thinking of going from kinky to perverted; do I need to thaw the chicken first?
    Keep on chooglin'

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    [QUOTE=Smifffy;1130662291]
    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    Oh you will make me blush.


    I'm thinking of going from kinky to perverted; do I need to thaw the chicken first?
    If you were ready to be perverted you wouldn't need to ask



    Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken

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    Not funny but still true:

    From bondage to spiritual faith;
    From spiritual faith to great courage;
    From courage to liberty;
    From liberty to abundance;
    From abundance to complacency;
    From complacency to apathy
    From apathy to dependence;
    From dependence back into bondage.
    What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?

    Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.

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    [QUOTE=Smifffy;1130662291]
    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    Oh you will make me blush.


    I'm thinking of going from kinky to perverted; do I need to thaw the chicken first?
    That depends on how kinky you want to get...
    It's all Shits and Giggles until someone Giggles and Shits


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    Chickens are for pussies ...


    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    No wind or rain forecast for tomorrow.

    The Met Office have advised everyone to make unnecessary journeys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by roogazza View Post
    Pics. And shit
    The majority of those should have gone into the pics that make you jizz thread. Esp that last one
    Keep on chooglin'

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