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    Quote Originally Posted by george formby View Post

    I always finish my chilli or bolognese, dark sauces, with a bit of brown sugar & a cap or two of red wine vinegar.
    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    When you say "finish" do you mean at the end, or before you let it bubble away for a few hours?
    I let the vinegar bubble for a while - that really kills off any sour taste it might add - but not too long. And palm sugar rather than brown sugar can be better - depending on the meat.
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    did t saus the other day. About 2 hrs on the boil. Garlic, ginger, capsicum and chilli. Start with 1 cup white vinegar, added a quarter about 10mins before bottling for bit extra tang. No sugar added.
    Fuken oats.

    Breakfast: homemade beef sausage with golden kumara, tasty cheeze, onion, chive and cinnamon in.

    *fried in tomato-garlic bacon pan dripping.
    Epic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    did t saus the other day. About 2 hrs on the boil. Garlic, ginger, capsicum and chilli. Start with 1 cup white vinegar, added a quarter about 10mins before bottling for bit extra tang. No sugar added.
    Fuken oats.

    Breakfast: homemade beef sausage with golden kumara, tasty cheeze, onion, chive and cinnamon in.

    *fried in tomato-garlic bacon pan dripping.
    Epic.

    Jeez mate .. how's your colestorol level ???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    Jeez mate .. how's your colestorol level ???
    i turn that shit up to 11!

    (fuken good, actually.
    Doing this no-bread thing... The body is supposed to metabolise stored and dietary fat. I dont have any scales, so no measure, but my shit is greasier than a vietnamese whore on tuesdays, thats gotta be coming from somewhere (hopefully, my keg))

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    Naaa .. that's the grease in your diet that is indigestable ... if you are eating well, your shit should be a nice brown and float in the toilet bowl ... if it sinks, too much fat, not enough fibre ...

    The best diet every ???

    Place food in a brown paper bag - if, after 5 minutes, you can see the food through the bag, under no circumstances put that food in your mouth !!!
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    Naaa .. that's the grease in your diet that is indigestable ... if you are eating well, your shit should be a nice brown and float in the toilet bowl ... if it sinks, too much fat, not enough fibre ...

    The best diet every ???

    Place food in a brown paper bag - if, after 5 minutes, you can see the food through the bag, under no circumstances put that food in your mouth !!!
    floaters? no way. THEY are indigestible fat.

    also. i like bacon. hydrogenated bacon fat is the fucking coronary.


    i did your test with a glass of water.. i guess i should strike that off the list?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    I let the vinegar bubble for a while - that really kills off any sour taste it might add - but not too long. And palm sugar rather than brown sugar can be better - depending on the meat.
    Yup, I tend to add my seasonings 20 mins or so before the end. Love palm sugar, too. It's well worth buying top quality vinegars. Much better flavour & you use less.

    That sounds like a good spag bol. I like it 3 meats, with veal mince.

    Traditionally a ragu, which a bolognese is, is a very long cook. The meat & veg is cooked almost to grit before any liquid is added. Which is why you should use pork mince with a decent bit of fat in it & some smoky belly bacon.

    I've got tomatoes by the ton coming on & looking forward to making jars of sauce. Chillies, garlic & anchovies cooked in lots of olive oil till the anchovies crumble and the garlic & chillies are fryed, add tomatoes & cook very gently until it emulsifies, about 6 hours. Add maple syrup, Dijon mustard & Worcestershire sauce, simmer briefly, pass, bottle, wait one week then get into it.
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    Floaters? My turds wear life jackets, unsinkable. I've resorted to a stink blender more than once to get shot of them. Buoyant little shits.
    Manopausal.

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    20mm thick homekill jersey scotch fillet hung 14 days dry aged in fridge for 5 days, cook rear, plated to stand for 5 mins with 10mm slice of canned Foie Gras on top. Don't even remember what we had to accompany this, other than roast potatoes.
    Don't judge me based upon your ignorance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post

    i did your test with a glass of water.. i guess i should strike that off the list?


    Definitely. DO NOT drink water - fish fuck in it ...
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    greencurryredmatochilli lamb and kumara

    per cup of meat/veg

    pan fry green curry paste : butter. 2 tbsp : 1.5
    add meat and brown
    add 1 sliced fresh chilli
    add 1 packo curried chilli split lengthways.
    Add 1 tbsp hot saus.
    Add 3/4 can coconut cream.
    Lower heat to simmer.
    Add kumara (diced) and onions (i likem round)
    and 1/2 jar of ax style t-saus (put 5 litres of tomatoes in a pot until youre left with 500ml jar worth. Add vinegar and spices, garlic, onions, about 1/2 hour before end store 1 month)
    cover 20 min/till cooked.

    Put that shit in your facehole.

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    ...after doing a prawn curry last night, with a bag of tasteless, came from somewhere else prawns, I've had this vision of a big bag of banana prawns, a kilo or more,6 inches long and only cost me 16 bucks that I got at the market in Melbourne last year...it's been worse than the tune you keep whistling or humming incessantly, all day...

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    SMOKEU's spicy potato wedges:

    Cut baking potatoes into quarters to make wedges, and put them in a mixing bowl.

    Add chilli powder, garlic, paprika, black pepper, salt to taste. Drizzle with cooking oil and mix well until wedges are evenly coated.

    Place wedges in a single layer on baking dish with baking paper on it. Fan bake at 200°C until wedges are soft. Serve with sour cream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...after doing a prawn curry last night, with a bag of tasteless, came from somewhere else prawns, I've had this vision of a big bag of banana prawns, a kilo or more,6 inches long and only cost me 16 bucks that I got at the market in Melbourne last year...it's been worse than the tune you keep whistling or humming incessantly, all day...
    Not as prawny as some but more than others.. use fresh squid. Fresh, not them horrid bleached frozen calamari things. Make your curry sauce, set aside, sear your squid rings, chunks, bits for 30 seconds in a hot pan, smirkin hot & chuck your sauce over the top. Properly cooked ze fresh squid has a similar flavour & texture to cray fish. Jobs a carrot.
    Squid eat crustaceans so taste like crustaceans.
    7 / 10 on my yum scale. Maybe 8 with a good cold beer.

    Wee's is having Navaho Green Chilli for tea.
    Diced pork
    Anaheim, Paprika & mystery chillies from the garden
    Cummin, smoked Paprika, fennel seed, coriander seed, me own garlic & salt to marinade the meat

    Sear ze marinaded pork, add chillies, chunky, diced onion, add tomato from ze garden, maple syrup, mustard & beer.

    Simmer til tender.

    Eat with rice, nachos or tortilla.

    Recipe works great with possum, too.

    Chuck in beans if you like to fart in appreciation.
    Manopausal.

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    ...cool...had to eat possum as a necessity once...probably had a couple too many...like crays, cant eat them now, don't want to...

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