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  1. 8th April 2014, 20:11 #2881
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    Predicition by Mathematics

    This maths test can predict your favourite film. Not sure how it works but it does. Mine was Star Wars.


    DON'T PEEP!


    Pick a number between 1 and 9.


    Multiply by 3.


    Add 3 to that number.


    Multiply by 3 again.


    Add the 2 digits together.


    Now discover your favourite film!







    3. Oliver Twist.

    4. Star Wars.

    5. Forrest Gump.

    6. Saving Private Ryan.

    7. Jaws.

    8. Grease.

    9. The Joy of Anal Sex with Male Sheep & Oiled-Up Lady Boys.

    10. Mary Poppins.
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    This guy just loves his Chinese Ute..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robbo View Post
    This guy just loves his Chinese Ute..
    Seem to be a few of those burning out the wiring when you switch the air con on, and reverse gear disappearing somewhere into the internals.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Seem to be a few of those burning out the wiring when you switch the air con on, and reverse gear disappearing somewhere into the internals.
    For some weird reason, I'm not that surprised.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YellowDog View Post
    This maths test can predict your favourite film. Not sure how it works but it does. Mine was Star Wars.
    If your film was Star Wars, your maths must be shit...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robbo View Post
    This guy just loves his Chinese Ute..
    A work mate bought one of these ' great wall of china ' utes. The dealer had to refund his money after 8 months. So much went wrong.
    " Rule books are for the Guidance of the Wise, and the Obedience of Fools"
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    Quote Originally Posted by roogazza View Post
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  12. 11th April 2014, 12:11 #2892
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    Excellent twist in this one.

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