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    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madness View Post
    That says more about your family and friends than it does you in my opinion. Sad fucks the lot of 'em.



    Please don't. Maybe you could go for a swim instead?
    Hey thats not funny, you know he cant swi.........fuck....i see what you did there....

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    I hear ya - I reckon on any given day at work I am a hairs width from a PG.

    Thing is if I am overheard talking about the length of - or lack of length of a skirt in the office my defense would clearly be to tell HR to walk up the stairs behind her as I had to.

    B R E A K F A S T was clearly visible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I rest my case - that skirt was way too short for a professional environment.
    A good old fashion workplace with benefits - Does PG = personal gratuities? - how many times does she go up and down the stairs each day? - As many as you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    I hear ya - I reckon on any given day at work I am a hairs width from a PG.

    Thing is if I am overheard talking about the length of - or lack of length of a skirt in the office my defense would clearly be to tell HR to walk up the stairs behind her as I had to.

    B R E A K F A S T was clearly visible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I rest my case - that skirt was way too short for a professional environment.
    PG because of the pretty ladies? All you have to do is keep your eyes open and your mouth closed and you'll be fine. (Women ... you do the opposite)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Rude jokes and pictures of tits is what this world needs
    FFS... page 1 and the OP posts the above. Now on page 4, and I am the first to post tittie pics?! Fucking disappointed KB!!

    No body move... I dropped my brain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    FFS... page 1 and the OP posts the above. Now on page 4, and I am the first to post tittie pics?! Fucking disappointed KB!!

    Talk about disappointment - yah forgot to post your tits Stirts!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    Talk about disappointment - yah forgot to post your tits Stirts!
    Here you go then
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    youre sick, why would you do that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    Here you go then [/URL]
    You are a lot prettier than I imagined.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    Yah silly bugger Stirts! - some people are always full of fun Max look around - the pies might be causing your eyes to fail! .

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    I rest my case - that skirt was way too short for a professional environment.
    Get fucked... some people meet their future wives in HR because of the short skirt in the professional environment
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    I thought when kids went to camp recently in raglan they were going to be brainwashed about Jesus and activities would consist of singing kumbaya by an LED lamp. Instead they told me they did things like quad biking, archery and air rifles. I was wrong - they had heaps of fun. And I have the other 51 weeks of the year to unbrainwash them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buggerit View Post
    Is it sexual harrassment to run a string in through the overflow pipe on the ladies toilet cistern,attach it to the
    flush mechanism, and pull at the appropriate time?
    That would have been referred to as a "practical joke".

    Nowadays that is likely to get you arrested and carted down to the local pig-pen, charged and having to attend counselling.





    *however*... if you were wearing a hi-viz faggotry vest and all of the appropriate PPE is being worn by ALL persons on site, you might be let of with a warning (or if you play a pointy-ball game, charges dismissed completely).
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    Quote Originally Posted by wharekura View Post
    I thought when kids went to camp recently in raglan they were going to be brainwashed about Jesus and activities would consist of singing kumbaya by an LED lamp. Instead they told me they did things like quad biking, archery and air rifles. I was wrong - they had heaps of fun. And I have the other 51 weeks of the year to unbrainwash them.
    Imagine how much safer the world will be when they ban kid type motorcycles?

    And Jesus is alright with me

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    Quote Originally Posted by wharekura View Post
    Instead they told me they did things like quad biking, archery and air rifles. I was wrong - they had heaps of fun. And I have the other 51 weeks of the year to unbrainwash them.
    sounds like an average fucken tuesday 'round here. why you neglecting your kids huh?

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