Look up your bum, sir?

[JimO]

Ok yesterday i had a colonoscopy, all good, nothing to it, if you are over 50 have cancer in the family go to your doc and get er done. My dad died of bowel cancer aged 53, my sister died of cancer aged 57, my brother just had a op to remove a thing from his bowel that wasnt cancerous yet but would be if left long enough so you chaps dont worry about it and do it

[Katman]

Did they find your gerbil?

[husaberg]

Ok yesterday i had a colonoskopy, all good, nothing to it, if you are over 50 have cancer in the family go to your doc and get er done. My dad died of bowel cancer aged 53, my sister died of cancer aged 57, my brother just had a op to remove a thing from his bowel that wasnt cancerous yet but would be if left long enough so you chaps dont worry about it and do it

Pics or it never happened...................

In all seriousness though, People need to talk about this stuff myself I have lost two grandfathers and three Uncles plus two young male cousins to cancer.

[JimO]

Did they find your gerbil?

no but they did find that torch i lost years ago

[Akzle]

what the fuck cunt

[JimO]

what the fuck cunt

of everybody on here you would probaly benefit the most from having somebody look up your agnes

[Moi]

Some years ago I had a surgeon do the same to me... all was nice and clean and pink looking and I was given photos as well! Anyhow, at the time I was on study leave from the school I was on the staff of and the day of my examination was also the day of a rather formal morning tea to which I was expected to attend. After being given the all-clear I was driven to the school and arrived in time to find a comfy seat in the staffroom and was enjoying a coffee and good chat with several colleagues when the guest of the school - none other than the then PM, Helen Clark, came over to ask how study was going. It was also at the moment that the bowel decided that keeping in all the air the surgeon had pumped in to expand everything so it was easier to see round inside was all too much...

Later I learnt that peppermints, especially Odd Fellows, work a treat on gaseous intestines...

[Berries]

I had a prostate exam the other week. All was good until I realised the doctor had both his hands on my shoulders.

[gsxr]

My doctor has a large inspection finger so I aint letting him do that again

[Kickaha]

Ok yesterday i had a colonoskopy, all good, nothing to it,

Had the same about a year back along with a gastroscopy as well, they did the colonoscopy first so I hope like fuck they used different cameras

I did quite enjoy whatever the drugs they gave me were though

[Laava]

[Bikemad]

of everybody on here you would probaly benefit the most from having somebody look up your agnes

no need for him to get someone else to look up there..........he does a visual up there on a daily basis..........

[Erelyes]

I had a doctor give me a rectal inspection once. No shit.

[oldrider]

I had a doctor give me a rectal inspection once. No shit.

Well not if you did your prep correctly but Johnny Cash would have made an impression with his "Ring of Fire"!

[EJK]

just had a prostate test.it aint pleasant .. the doc told me to take my pants down.and bend over...felt his finger go in my backside.then i felt 2 arms on my shoulder...WTF..SHIT Happens




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