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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    hang on a minute,

    Fire,

    A jug of water,

    Shaun's milo,

    sounds like smoko,

    for 9 year olds.
    Just need some biscuits to dunk....

    Oh, and maybe some marshmellows to toast......


    Fuck me, this is gunna be great!!! I'll bring the firestarters....

    Who's gunna let their bike be the sacrificial bonfire????
    Last edited by scrivy; 11th December 2015 at 14:05. Reason: burnt fingers with my matches......
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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Who's gunna let their bike be the sacrificial bonfire????
    May as well be mine, I can't ride it for shit anyway
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Just need some biscuits to dunk....

    Oh, and maybe some marshmellows to toast......


    Fuck me, this is gunna be great!!! I'll bring the firestarters....

    Who's gunna let their bike be the sacrificial bonfire????
    Been there, done that.
    Extinguisher was fuck all help at first ...
    My feet got a bit toasty as the boots were burning ... but yeah, I spose marsh mellows would have been a nice distraction
    and the sacrificial bike in the bonfire ? you can just make out the wheel of mine in pic 3

    That fire sorta fucked things up a bit for my race world ....

    So if I could ... my recommendation would be .... bring a fire extinguisher ... point the fucker at the fire and pull trigger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreama View Post
    bring a fire extinguisher ... point the fucker at the fire and pull trigger.
    Aim at the rider first... bike can burn.

    I do remember at one Paeroa sprinting over to a bike with an extinguisher and the rider yelling not to spray it (seized not on fire)... Spoilsport

    It's one of those things, you don't really want to use it, but if you do, shit is hitting the fan fast...

    I don't think I've deployed one in a decade of marshalling (wait, there was one, because it wasn't pinned), but some have, and we're supposed to check they're in the green before every meet etc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    I don't think I've deployed one in a decade of marshalling
    Someone deployed one off the back of a sidecar at Puke one year coming up over the hill which set it off or smashed the end off and fired it all over the track
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Someone deployed one off the back of a sidecar at Puke one year coming up over the hill which set it off or smashed the end off and fired it all over the track
    The sidecar lot are just plain special. If they're not throwing themselves down the track, it's parts of the rig instead (oil, metal, whatever they can get their hands on it seems)...
    Quote Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
    It's barking mad and if it doesn't turn you into a complete loon within half an hour of cocking a leg over the lofty 875mm seat height, I'll eat my Arai.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    The sidecar lot are just plain special. If they're not throwing themselves down the track, it's parts of the rig instead (oil, metal, whatever they can get their hands on it seems)...
    anything to make it lighter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    Aim at the rider first... bike can burn.

    I do remember at one Paeroa sprinting over to a bike with an extinguisher and the rider yelling not to spray it (seized not on fire)... Spoilsport

    It's one of those things, you don't really want to use it, but if you do, shit is hitting the fan fast...

    I don't think I've deployed one in a decade of marshalling (wait, there was one, because it wasn't pinned), but some have, and we're supposed to check they're in the green before every meet etc.
    Haha, the bit about aiming at the rider ... a marshall ran past me with an extinguisher looking at the fire and I had to yell at him to alert him to the fact that my boots and legs were on fire .... it was funny afterwards

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumph View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    hang on a minute, 9 year olds.
    ...you called?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Just out of curiosity.... not being a cunt....

    How many people know how to use a fire extinguisher properly??
    How many people have had training in using one?

    What happens if someone gets hurt/burnt using one? What are the liabilities for track owners (if it is indeed them asking for us to carry them), or even what happens to MNZ as it is in their rulebook.

    What happens if a person simply refuses to use it on the above grounds of lack of training, and a shed burns down anyway? Are they at fault???


    Like I said, not stirring, just asking......
    and what is the definition of a fire extinguisher? a syringe full of water will put out a fire, would that count?

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by jellywrestler View Post
    and what is the definition of a fire extinguisher? a syringe full of water will put out a fire, would that count?
    Or possibly a full bladder? Maybe we should all just flop our cocks out at briefing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    Or possibly a full bladder? Maybe we should all just flop our cocks out at briefing.
    they already do that at Motard events.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...you called?...
    He said 9 not 90 year olds
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