Friday Night Rants?

**scumdog** · 26th August 2016, 21:50

Where are all you wankers tonight?

Life treating you so well ya don't need to rant?

Spoilt tossers the lot of youse.

**caspernz** · 26th August 2016, 22:01

With the weather lately, some of us are feeling a bit washed out... Just pausing for Spring Sir.

**scumdog** · 26th August 2016, 22:05

Originally Posted by caspernz

With the weather lately, some of us are feeling a bit washed out... Just pausing for Spring Sir.

Yeah well not fuckin' good enough!

**caspernz** · 26th August 2016, 22:12

Originally Posted by scumdog

Yeah well not fuckin' good enough!

Good to see you're on form though

**scumdog** · 26th August 2016, 22:28

Originally Posted by caspernz

Good to see you're on form though

k'n oath!

**mossy1200** · 26th August 2016, 22:41

Originally Posted by scumdog

Spoilt tossers the lot of youse.

I prefer the term

Privileged self pleasure facilitator.

**Jin** · 26th August 2016, 23:25

Fucking wind

**ellipsis** · 26th August 2016, 23:43

...I'm really fucked off that we didn't protest the point we lost in the local quiz night fundraiser...I reckon the word 'chutney' was derived from the sub continental Indian language, but the quizmaster insisted that 'Hindi' was the only correct answer...we got second and took four bottles of wine home and a hundred bucks, which always gets given back...I got to have a chat with Jordan Luck who is house sitting out this way...not really a rant but fuck, it's as close as I can get to one...I'm finding it hard to give a fuck these days...not bad for an exceptionally angry ginga cunt...Go Vale...

**Moi** · 26th August 2016, 23:46

Originally Posted by Jin

Fucking wind

Try peppermint tea...

**caspernz** · 27th August 2016, 05:24

Originally Posted by mossy1200

I prefer the term

Privileged self pleasure facilitator.

Is that like: "Mile High Club, solo aviators division" by chance?

**Drew** · 27th August 2016, 07:41

Originally Posted by ellipsis

...I'm really fucked off that we didn't protest the point we lost in the local quiz night fundraiser...I reckon the word 'chutney' was derived from the sub continental Indian language, but the quizmaster insisted that 'Hindi' was the only correct answer...we got second and took four bottles of wine home and a hundred bucks, which always gets given back...I got to have a chat with Jordan Luck who is house sitting out this way...not really a rant but fuck, it's as close as I can get to one...I'm finding it hard to give a fuck these days...not bad for an exceptionally angry ginga cunt...Go Vale...

Is Jordan Luck as big of a dick as he seems in interviews?

**SVboy** · 27th August 2016, 08:59

I would be ranting if I had to talk to Jordan Luck. Does his breath still leave anybody within 2 meters drunk also?

**Maha** · 27th August 2016, 09:43

The Exponants opened for a band at Mt Smart years ago, every second word out of his mouth was 'fuck' and he was one of those annoying front men who would hold the microphone out to the audience instead of singing the whole song through, geez I hate that.

**dangerous** · 27th August 2016, 09:57

Originally Posted by scumdog

Where are all you wankers tonight?

Life treating you so well ya don't need to rant?

Spoilt tossers the lot of youse.

well... 3 beers and 2 whiskys and I was asleep, been a week n half.
Anyway, we actually had rain yesterday fuck we need it aye BUT WTF is it with people/drivers... 1st bit of rain in months and they all freak the fuck out 70k on the open rd not moving at intersections, fuk me its just water...

So, ginger hit in...
disclaimer, not for

ears... ah eyes...

locals will know the intersection mainsouth rd halswell jct rd on the faulton hogan corner... comming from HWj rd left to head south there is a wicked merging lane its great BUT fuckwits still stop and try n merge at the corner so permint cones were stuck to the rd to keep people in the merging lane till ya ment to merge (shoulda taken em all the way till the broken line) now some twats have boled a section of them cos they are hell bent on merging at the corner...

Enter me, on MSrd 2 lanes merge as 1 further up the HJrd merges, ok expect a wee bit of backing but the 'rain' people loose what ever brain power thay had cars stacked up cris crossing, fuckwits...
So I get pissed off think fuck this so dart through the broken cones into the HJ lane behind two cars... those two fuckwits sudingly stop mid lane wanting to merge in to the right royle fuck up SO I... once again think fuck this and passed the 2 cars on the inside and continue up the merging lane till the broken lines were you DO merge and bingo pop in the que and fuck off home.

The thing is I got a new colarado this week and its a bit more potent than the old rodeo, as I passed the 2 cars on the inside it lit up in the wet and I snaked all the way drifting side ways to the merge... fuck that was cool but man did it rark a few drivers up LOL... yeah what a cock I am, but I beat em all home.