One doesn't know what else to say but "Silly boy". And "Ouch!" Single malt whisky applied liberally (orally) should help.Originally Posted by jrandom
Deus ex ukulele
One doesn't know what else to say but "Silly boy". And "Ouch!" Single malt whisky applied liberally (orally) should help.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Forum whore
When I heard you needed reconstructive surgery, I thought it would have been from selling your bum on kb.
Hardcore Biker
yep thats what i had, me left femur and right shin! looks damn weird too, seeing the grey/white bone sticking out with bits of muscle hanging off it
i wouldnt want to be caught dead in the same grave as me.
be like water
hold it on!!!
DUCATI ALL THE WAY!!!
All Hail King Carl!
King Carl sez:
more corner speed needed.
Another case of not paying enough homage to The Jandal pre-ride.
Tha Jandal: Adding another dimension to "rubber side down"
Jandal [jan-duhl] noun: a mythical entity presiding over bikers
Jandal [jan-duhl] verb: "to jandal" is to involuntarily separate from one's boik.
Jandalled [jan-duhlled] past tense - usage: "bro, I've just gone and jandalled it"
e mare libertas
You're quite right. Bone wasn't through the skin, just shattered into a whole bunch of pieces that ended up all over the show inside my thumb. I was a bit whacked out last night, so I could well have used the wrong word in my post. I shall check my referral documentation in due course.
I suspected dislocation because of the obvious displacement and the fact that I could still violently wiggle it around. Amazing what adrenaline can do for you, eh?
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
e mare libertas
"Honey, when are you going to put a ring on my finger?"
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
STEVE!
How do you bin on Brighams creek road? its a wee belter... even covered in rain and gravel you can still go flat tack...Shhhh! It's a set-up. I actually just had a go at the crash bungs with an angle grinder and then hit my thumb with a hammer. I composed the initial post on my lunch break the day before.
Still waiting for my share of the payout, though. Next time it's cash up front, motherfuckers.
e mare libertas
I highsided turning left from the end of it onto SH16, it was 16 I kissed, not Brigham's Creek Rd. Went into the corner at slow to moderate pace and then got on the gas too hard as I straightened up.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
One, two free, floor!
On a 400 maybe...
... Please - this is a public forum. 'sides - she's in plaster too isn't she?
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
parting of the sensory
Hmmmmmmmm....
One good hand between two people. Must be a bugger co-ordinating who gets to use it next, and what for...
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
Dunno really....
STEVE!
Ah, that nasty bit with the icy median... yeah I always go wide and nana it out of there...
bad luck with the bin.
on the up
Good job there's a spare bidet I reckon.
And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.
- James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.
The Dream.
The Jandal Apostle, Rodney Chapter says:
Fanks, bro, for taking the hit for the season. I was worried after a vision I had of a gixxer 750 with a jandal mark on it.
Soft & Squishy core Biker
would never have happened on your old fixxer... whoops better qualify that comment, i mean the "on the throttle too soon, causing a high side" bit.
Hope the op has gone well, and all the best for the healing period.
...and I don't wanna die, just want to ride my motorcy...cle (Arlo Guthrie)
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