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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Result - one sideways SRAD, one jrandom highsiding through the air with the greatest of ease, and landing on his thumb, of all things.
    One doesn't know what else to say but "Silly boy". And "Ouch!" Single malt whisky applied liberally (orally) should help.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Fuck up, cripple.
    When I heard you needed reconstructive surgery, I thought it would have been from selling your bum on kb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Bugger. Isn't a compound frature when the bone breaks through the skin? So how would you have suspected just a dislocation?


    Compound meaning the bone is exposed to air and all.
    yep thats what i had, me left femur and right shin! looks damn weird too, seeing the grey/white bone sticking out with bits of muscle hanging off it
    i wouldnt want to be caught dead in the same grave as me.

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    hold it on!!!
    DUCATI ALL THE WAY!!!

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    King Carl sez:
    more corner speed needed.

    Another case of not paying enough homage to The Jandal pre-ride.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Bugger. Isn't a compound frature when the bone breaks through the skin?
    You're quite right. Bone wasn't through the skin, just shattered into a whole bunch of pieces that ended up all over the show inside my thumb. I was a bit whacked out last night, so I could well have used the wrong word in my post. I shall check my referral documentation in due course.

    I suspected dislocation because of the obvious displacement and the fact that I could still violently wiggle it around. Amazing what adrenaline can do for you, eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Skid View Post
    When I heard you needed reconstructive surgery, I thought it would have been from selling your bum on kb.
    "Honey, when are you going to put a ring on my finger?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Shhhh! It's a set-up. I actually just had a go at the crash bungs with an angle grinder and then hit my thumb with a hammer. I composed the initial post on my lunch break the day before.

    Still waiting for my share of the payout, though. Next time it's cash up front, motherfuckers.

    How do you bin on Brighams creek road? its a wee belter... even covered in rain and gravel you can still go flat tack...
    Quote Originally Posted by NinjaNanna View Post
    Wasn't me officer, honest, it was that morcs guy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Littleman View Post
    Yeah I do recall, but dismissed it as being you when I saw both wheels on the ground.
    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    lulz, ever ridden a TL1000R? More to the point, ever ridden with teh Morcs? Didn't fink so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morcs View Post
    How do you bin on Brighams creek road? its a wee belter... even covered in rain and gravel you can still go flat tack...
    I highsided turning left from the end of it onto SH16, it was 16 I kissed, not Brigham's Creek Rd. Went into the corner at slow to moderate pace and then got on the gas too hard as I straightened up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morcs View Post
    How do you bin on Brighams creek road? its a wee belter... even covered in rain and gravel you can still go flat tack...
    On a 400 maybe...

    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    "Honey, when are you going to put a finger up my ring?"
    ... Please - this is a public forum. 'sides - she's in plaster too isn't she?
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    Hmmmmmmmm....
    One good hand between two people. Must be a bugger co-ordinating who gets to use it next, and what for...
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    I highsided turning left from the end of it onto SH16, it was 16 I kissed, not Brigham's Creek Rd. Went into the corner at slow to moderate pace and then got on the gas too hard as I straightened up.
    Ah, that nasty bit with the icy median... yeah I always go wide and nana it out of there...

    bad luck with the bin.
    Quote Originally Posted by NinjaNanna View Post
    Wasn't me officer, honest, it was that morcs guy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Littleman View Post
    Yeah I do recall, but dismissed it as being you when I saw both wheels on the ground.
    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    lulz, ever ridden a TL1000R? More to the point, ever ridden with teh Morcs? Didn't fink so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    Hmmmmmmmm....
    One good hand between two people. Must be a bugger co-ordinating who gets to use it next, and what for...
    Good job there's a spare bidet I reckon.
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

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    The Jandal Apostle, Rodney Chapter says:

    Fanks, bro, for taking the hit for the season. I was worried after a vision I had of a gixxer 750 with a jandal mark on it.

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    would never have happened on your old fixxer... whoops better qualify that comment, i mean the "on the throttle too soon, causing a high side" bit.

    Hope the op has gone well, and all the best for the healing period.
    ...and I don't wanna die, just want to ride my motorcy...cle (Arlo Guthrie)

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