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    I know how to pleasure a woman, but after a while I end up broke.

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    3, 12 and 21 yet to be done, but there is nothing on that list I cannot do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deanohit View Post
    How do you extend a wireless network?
    That depends on how much money you have, how secure your network need to be and how many machines you expect to connect to your network?
    Do you have a IIS server, a home server, or a home network?


    Scale and budget are the key to your method but security is an essential factor in the actual config, it is no good having a secure wireless network that is then extended by an unsecured repeater / router / switch.

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    done all of them. Well roughly!

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    Does giving CPR to a dummy in first aid class count

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dog View Post
    That depends on how much money you have, how secure your network need to be and how many machines you expect to connect to your network?
    Do you have a IIS server, a home server, or a home network?
    Scale and budget are the key to your method but security is an essential factor in the actual config, it is no good having a secure wireless network that is then extended by an unsecured repeater / router / switch.
    No idea. Had a mate set it up. The network goes beyond the house to each neighbours, but they're to old for computers. I'm not all that skilled with computers, my brother is the geek of the family.
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fryin Finn View Post
    Does giving CPR to a dummy in first aid class count
    Well it only said "Perform CPR" so I guess you pass that one.
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

    Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    I could put a female one up if you want.

    Bake a cake
    Iron a shirt.....

    (P/T before I get flamed)
    Hey I can do 2 things......

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    Interestingly there's nothing on that list about caring for and providing for a family, or for devoting ones self to raising healthy happy children, or spending the rest of one's life in love with one woman - for example.

    It's just a list of arbitrary suburbanite blokey values that simple minded folk use to bolster their own egos at the pub, or round the BBQ.

    I think that's very telling.
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    I'm still stuck on #1. Besides, a real man gets other people to do his shit for him and doesn't watch rugby.

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    Kill vagrant wetas
    Remove white-tailed spiders from bedroom ceiling
    Put Bandit 650 onto and off its mainstand
    Fill Scottoiler
    Wield chainsaw appropriately on request (and inappropriately when unsupervised)
    Change lightbulbs
    Open jars
    Set clocks for daylight saving time
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by linuxrunner View Post
    ...and I dont believe in killing poor little animals, so have not had anything to do with guns....
    But.............they're so yummy!!!!!
    ...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)

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    I rescued a boatie then went back later that day and salvaged the boat scored some flash shit eh Bro!!!!!
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    So all you whom have completed (or nearly) the list, how does one patch a radiator hose?
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    So all you whom have completed (or nearly) the list, how does one patch a radiator hose?
    That depends.
    How big is the hole?
    Who long does it need to hold?

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