cut your nose off then you wont smell it!![]()
Handle every situation like a dog!
If you cant eat it, or hump it.
Piss on it and walk away.
i think i read somewhere about washing hands in milk to get rid of onion/garlic smell but i've never tried it, as i don't mind smelling like a womanWhat i have found helpful though is when chopping onions chew gum and your eyes wont water. Tried it once "chewing" without gum in my mouth (as I didn't have any in the house at the time) and it still worked. Just looked like an idiot camel standing at the sink!
rub lots of seamen onto your hands
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
Cheap shaving cream in the can is the best hand cleaner/deodourizer, found that out after I poked this chick and couldnt get the stink off my fingers
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