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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
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    Dont even have to rub hard.
    Its mine and I'll rub it as hard as I like !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Merde View Post
    Its mine and I'll rub it as hard as I like !
    you dont want to blister tho do you?
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    cut your nose off then you wont smell it!
    Handle every situation like a dog!

    If you cant eat it, or hump it.
    Piss on it and walk away.

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    i think i read somewhere about washing hands in milk to get rid of onion/garlic smell but i've never tried it, as i don't mind smelling like a woman What i have found helpful though is when chopping onions chew gum and your eyes wont water. Tried it once "chewing" without gum in my mouth (as I didn't have any in the house at the time) and it still worked. Just looked like an idiot camel standing at the sink!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    i think i read somewhere about washing hands in milk to get rid of onion/garlic smell but i've never tried it, as i don't mind smelling like a woman What i have found helpful though is when chopping onions chew gum and your eyes wont water. Tried it once "chewing" without gum in my mouth (as I didn't have any in the house at the time) and it still worked. Just looked like an idiot camel standing at the sink!
    if u freeze the onion first it also works.
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    rub lots of seamen onto your hands

    -Indy
    Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!

    Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    rub lots of seamen onto your hands
    I reckon the seamen would probably punch you in the nose and then throw you over the side of the boat if you tried to rub them on your hands.
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    Cheap shaving cream in the can is the best hand cleaner/deodourizer, found that out after I poked this chick and couldnt get the stink off my fingers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sollyboy View Post
    Cheap shaving cream in the can
    You could have shaved her afterwards and killed two birds with one stone
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    Fuck off, cheese has no place in pies
    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle
    i would could and can, put a fat fuck down with a bit of brass.

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