Shaggin' on, over, in, under a bike!

**gijoe1313** · 8th January 2008, 22:18

Take one litre of Valvoline two stroke oil, add to machine. Include two tyres and a smidgen of brake fluid. 10-18L of petroleum benzine product (also known as "gogas") to flavour.

Insert key, ensure neutral is selected and either kick away or use electrical starter. Ride till heart's content or until petroleum benzine product has been depleted.

Ensure spousal or love gratification unit is informed that "eggs must be cooked" upon returning.

**Big Dog** · 8th January 2008, 22:20

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

Take one litre of Valvoline two stroke oil, add to machine. Include two tyres and a smidgen of brake fluid. 10-18L of petroleum benzine product (also known as "gogas") to flavour.

Insert key, ensure neutral is selected and either kick away or use electrical starter. Ride till heart's content or until petroleum benzine product has been depleted.

Ensure spousal or love gratification unit is informed that "eggs must be cooked" upon returning.

yup, no better underpant starch than a good ride.
Or should that be there is no better prelude to a ride than a ride?

**gijoe1313** · 8th January 2008, 22:28

Originally Posted by Big Dog

yup, no better underpant starch than a good ride.
Or should that be there is no better prelude to a ride than a ride?

That now entertains the thought of ... is it better to be the rider or the ridden, or ridden by the rider before a ride or should that be a rider doing the riding, ridden well will ride better?

Or riding a ridden rider that has or will ride will ride better? In all earnestly, riding well or not does not matter if you are the rider or ridden one, just riding will make up for it all!

You know what I mean....

... if not, go for a ride!

**gav** · 8th January 2008, 22:34

Originally Posted by Big Dog

Not a mod but, this stayed on topic, no one has complained and bikes are central to a sensational plot of sex and depravatity.

These seem like pretty good motives to me.

Why what did you come to kiwibiker for? Cooking tips?

OK, so who complained about this thread?
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ad.php?t=63843
I don't believe a mod has answered why it was originally shifted?

Actually, I guess it sums up why I don't come to KB as much as I use too .....
Hmm, this place isn't run by Australians is it?

**Big Dog** · 8th January 2008, 22:37

Originally Posted by gav

OK, so who complained about this thread?
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ad.php?t=63843
I don't believe a mod has answered why it was originally shifted?

Actually, I guess it sums up why I don't come to KB as much as I use too .....
Hmm, this place isn't run by Australians is it?

Maybe there was not enough reference to sex in the recipe?

I have no ideas how the mods work, not one.
Will not even attempt to comment beyond the above humour.
PS. Good way to see your question is never fully answered is to publicly question moderators in a thread that they are not in.

**Big Dog** · 8th January 2008, 22:40

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

That now entertains the thought of ... is it better to be the rider or the ridden, or ridden by the rider before a ride or should that be a rider doing the riding, ridden well will ride better?

Or riding a ridden rider that has or will ride will ride better? In all earnestly, riding well or not does not matter if you are the rider or ridden one, just riding will make up for it all!

You know what I mean....

... if not, go for a ride!

Given my choices at the moment, going for a ride is the only option. Maybe a rest then another ride, but a

not a

not even a

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