Those protruberances sported by a number of the females of our species, that give them added bouyancy in the water.
I made the mistake of looking at said waterwing-equipped annoyance today (she must be a most excellent swimmer, as her waterwings are ENORMOUS), and the waistband of her lowriders seems to be at least 150mm smaller than the 'muffin' bulging above it.
Aahhh!! My eyes! My eyes!![]()
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
Dunno really....![]()
It was the episode where Bart and Lisa get shown their future by Prof Frink(the future where they Lisa has a scolarship to Harvard). Anyway Homer owns one of the first (and only) hover cars (he also lives under the sea), he takes Bart out after he is dumped by his girlfriend. They fly through a tunnel and Bender is in the car, they throw him out ... but this is just off the top of my head. Do I watch far too much simpson episodes? Yes, yes I do![]()
It was purely physio phymatic. I got to the top of the hill and pushed down on the handle bars and thought "thats to much travel to be safe (what the fuck do I know)". Turns out it has always been like that and I only just noticed then.
But do you know what really grinds my gears?
Parents who let their kids do anything they want. I hate that. You know? Like when I'm in a restaurant trying to enjoying my dinner, and little junior son of a bitch over there is screaming his head off.
While you sit there liking things just cos' everyone else does, I'll be standing up here keeping it real.
You know what really grinds my gears?
When I miss the clutch totally on a gear change, that really grinds my gears!
Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. -Samuel Johnson
Hey Jim, is that scooter still there? I just kinda walked past it to go get lunch and saw that red thing that looked liked it had a flatty....
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
That's the one.
Turns out the license plate number I quoted to people is wrong.
Now this does grind my gears, because this is an actual offence.
When you install your reg holder, you'r not supposed to obscure the lowest bar of the "E" so it looks like an "F".
F-wit.
I shall research again.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
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