Best analogy competition.

**McJim** · 22nd January 2008, 20:16

Shaggin 'er was like throwing a sausage through a doorway.

She had a face like a melted gumboot.

She had a face the colour of a ripe apple and the texture of an orange, sadly there the resemblence to anything sweet ended. (apologies to Douglas Adams)

**Pussy** · 22nd January 2008, 20:19

Had a face like the south end of a north bound horse

**Drew** · 23rd January 2008, 05:40

Busier than a one legged man in an arse kicking contest.

**skidMark** · 23rd January 2008, 05:44

by me...."your head is so far up your own ass it's on your neck again"

**Trudes** · 23rd January 2008, 06:29

She's so up herself you need a pilot's licence just to speak to her.

**Number One** · 23rd January 2008, 06:49

She's soooo anally retentive, she can't sit down for fear of SUCKING UP THE FURNITURE!

**Qkchk:Me** · 23rd January 2008, 07:54

A Hooker like a box of KFC - Got good Breasts and Legs with a greasy box to stick your bone in....

**Qkchk:Me** · 23rd January 2008, 07:55

Her Vagina looked like a Bulldog eating Custard

**DMNTD:Me** · 23rd January 2008, 08:04

She's nuttier than squirrel shit!

**Number One** · 23rd January 2008, 08:37

Another oldie but goodie...

Someone asks - How you today?
You answer - Box o birds...all shit and feathers!

**vifferman** · 23rd January 2008, 08:45

Originally Posted by sAsLEX

analogy (plural analogies)

1. The use of a similar example or model to explain or extrapolate from.

The birthing class instructor used a balloon and a ping-pong ball as an analogy for the baby in the womb.
Many use the Gospels' analogy of a mustard seed growing into a huge plant to explain faith.

As irritating as a pedantrist with a dictionary.