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    Shaggin 'er was like throwing a sausage through a doorway.

    She had a face like a melted gumboot.

    She had a face the colour of a ripe apple and the texture of an orange, sadly there the resemblence to anything sweet ended. (apologies to Douglas Adams)
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    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    Busier than a one legged man in an arse kicking contest.

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    by me...."your head is so far up your own ass it's on your neck again"

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    She's so up herself you need a pilot's licence just to speak to her.

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    An oldie but a goodie from Ab Fab

    She's soooo anally retentive, she can't sit down for fear of SUCKING UP THE FURNITURE!

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    A Hooker like a box of KFC - Got good Breasts and Legs with a greasy box to stick your bone in....

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    Her Vagina looked like a Bulldog eating Custard

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    Blah

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    Another oldie but goodie...

    Someone asks - How you today?
    You answer - Box o birds...all shit and feathers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sAsLEX View Post
    analogy (plural analogies)

    1. The use of a similar example or model to explain or extrapolate from.

    The birthing class instructor used a balloon and a ping-pong ball as an analogy for the baby in the womb.
    Many use the Gospels' analogy of a mustard seed growing into a huge plant to explain faith.
    As irritating as a pedantrist with a dictionary.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    He was a pimple on the arse of society...............

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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    As irritating as a pedantrist with a dictionary.
    As interesting as a pedant with a dictionary...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    As pedantic as a Hitcher on a Yamaha!
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    As useful as a chocolate fireguard.
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