Come warm yourself by the fire
I stirred up my friend once say that if he got the ird documents in the wrong order then he would have to face a syntax penalty.
He believed me for a good 5 mins.....fretting and checking everything was in order in the envelope. Then i could not hold back the laughter
Reactor Online. Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal.
The Loose Goose
I have a couple of books called 'The Superior Person's Little Book of Words' and the 'Superior Person's Second Little Book of Words' and there are some great ones in there. Of course as the first book was published in 1979 many of the words are now in common usage - such as arcane, adulation, plethora, keratin, etc, but some are still uncommon enough to be used on idiots without fear of them knowing you are actually insulting them!
Example: "My, you are very steatopygous, aren't you!" It means fat-buttocked - and the beauty of it is the listener is unlikely to be able to remember it long enough to look it up in a dictionary and even less likely to possess a dictionary that includes it.
Or how about taphephobia - a morbid fear of being buried alive. "No, not with you on top Colapop, I don't think I could handle that, I'm taphephobic, you see."
And here's another name for Jehovah's Witnesses - gyrovagues - originally monks who were accustomed to wander from place to place!
I bet there are a few gynotikolobomassophiles amongst the KB community too - those who have a fondness for nibbling on women's earlobes!
I've met a few who practice opsablepsia - not looking into another's eyes.
Here's one for the guys who need a new illness to confuse the boss: didymitis - inflammation of the testicles.
As for me, I am a fan - and indeed a follower - of opsigamy - which is marriage late in life. I just hope I never have to experience opsiproligery, which is an ability to have children late in life...
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
Celestine Prophet
Ignoranus- a person who is both stupid and an arsehole.
Heteroflixible - a hetrosexual person who is open to sexual encounters with people of the same sex. Especially common amongst girls in their 20s.
Glamping- a form of camping that includes expesive equipment, fine food, and other luxuries.
Mommy makeover- cosmetic usrgery designed to make a mother look the way she did before having kids.
Multi-daddying: - having multiple kids with multiple men.
Cashtration -nthe act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
Gadget porn - Images and text that glorify ot fetishize high-end or high-tech devices or gadets.
any others....?
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have you found? The same old fears.
Wish you were here. QWQ
Moped rider
mass debation. alot of people talking a lot of WANK!
Handle every situation like a dog!
If you cant eat it, or hump it.
Piss on it and walk away.
The original Disco
Shorian - Living off 5 different credit cards, owns a 'toy' dog and drives a BMW then spends free time sipping lattes in fancy cafés.
Fancy-Pants - owns a cell phone with more features than the person can understand, usually drives a 4x4 or BMW.
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
Jeremy Clarkson.
Kawasaki 200mph Club
Moped rider
E jac ulotion. face cream made from animal products!
Handle every situation like a dog!
If you cant eat it, or hump it.
Piss on it and walk away.
The Loose Goose
Retrosexual - man who wears op-shop clothes
Ziturgy - what you learn as a teenage Catholic
Nightee - old teeshirt worn as night wear
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
Rest In Peace
Oh boy!!! Hide this thread from Hitcher...someone...have mercy on the ol' fella, please!!!
Originally Posted by Wolf
Moped rider
go-a-tie beard. something cher has cos of to many face lifts
Handle every situation like a dog!
If you cant eat it, or hump it.
Piss on it and walk away.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Gulp. Went and bought some new shoes yesterday. Kid in shop saw my old nike's and went nuts "those are classic, man!"
Huh?
"Yeah, those are worth $1200- in good condition!"
What???
I might have to put them on tardme for a laugh.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Deus ex ukulele
Freegan -- somebody who eats foods found in trash cans.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Moped rider
Bunfluff, something u get if you wipe your arse on little wittle cutie wootie bunny wabbits
Handle every situation like a dog!
If you cant eat it, or hump it.
Piss on it and walk away.
i'm motarded
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.
NEDWN VIII
Deja Loo.....where all the Deja Moo finally ends up....
Resident Redneck
vegansexual n.
A person who eats no meat, uses no animal-derived goods and prefers not to have sex with non-vegans.
Bromance:
a strong relationship between two heterosexual men
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