My man found that alcohol did the trick with me.....Originally Posted by jrandom
It did help that I had a wee crush on him as well though I suppose!
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
My man found that alcohol did the trick with me.....
It did help that I had a wee crush on him as well though I suppose!
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
e mare libertas
May I borrow your loincloth?Unbelievable eh...personally I've always simply stated my intentions to them up front(usually theirs)...
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
Too much time on your hands?
If I was single I'd probably put myself up for sale on trademe:
1981 male - slightly used, some scratches only minor mechanical faults.
Still runs well enough, although runs a bit rough in the morning.
Likes motorcycles, hot women,.....
No reserve. Will include a full tank of happiness if buy now is used. Get in quick, this could be your chance to have your own male!
Guessing that after a few attempts one might be tempted to add a couple of more lines:
It's a fucking male - not a maid! Do your own bloody dishes, cleaning, etc. Don't fucking ask whether it's likely to surf for porn or have loud and drunken mates around. Stop wasting my fucking time! What do you expect?!?!?
Oh well... And QKCD has got it sorted
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
Scotsman on a German
It would be too baggy. He has much bigger balls than you I'm afraid (or so I've been told)
In space, no one can smell your fart.
e mare libertas
I hear that's the best model year to go for.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
BogOff-Cant you see I'm busy?
A bit 'Mills & Boon' however great thread guys.
When do we get an update?
May be she's on KB and doesn't realise it is about her?
She might be giving you chatup tips :LOL:
Candy Flippin!
try pushing a woman into a muddy puddle or throwing something at them.....
works every time!
I've learnt to hide the pain inside, open the throttle and ride away.
Bogeyman
My daughter once did exactly that...
Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon
e mare libertas
Cash?
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
Candy Flippin!
thats asking for a swift kick to the balls..... unless you like to pick up women from showies?!
I've learnt to hide the pain inside, open the throttle and ride away.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Steams' girl...
Her name isn't Sweet Sophie, by any chance?
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
So how did it go?
The whole secret in a good trademe advert is putting in the right keywords and making sure that the associated images both highlights the products assets AND flaws. That's the best way to get a trade that is a positive experience for both parties.
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
L-Plate Rider
neanderthal lol
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
Nah, most girls take VISA and EFTPOS at the bar these days
But you're an old-fashioned fella I know...
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
Bogeyman
Not saying.
She thought some of the questions were a huge joke though...
Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon
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