New look for Mobil

[hazard02]

Get used to it. My mum is a high school PE teacher, and last time I was up visiting I had the pleasure of looking at some of the assignments she was marking. The younger kids (lower streams especially) have no regard for correct grammar. It just doesnt register as important to them. Worst of all, its becoming so prevalent that its being tolerated.

[Hitcher]

Worst of all, its becoming so prevalent that its being tolerated.

That's why it's time to speak up and make a stand. The end result will be a population of grunting neanderthals with a working vocabulary of about 500 words, none of which they know how to spell.

And it's not too hard. If I can learn English, anybody can.

[Str8 Jacket]

That's why it's time to speak up and make a stand. The end result will be a population of grunting neanderthals with a working vocabulary of about 500 words, none of which they know how to spell.

And it's not too hard. If I can learn English, anybody can.

Bleh, you're so old it wont happen until after your time. Then you can just sit back and watch the grunting neanderthals knowing that you were superior.....

[Insanity_rules]

Me speaking goodly engrish now!

[Str8 Jacket]

Me speaking goodly engrish now!

shuddup au dick!

[inlinefour]

We boycott Mobil where we can because of their prepay policy. Acouple of things to note about that particular notice

- Good corporate design look don't you think?
- Literacy also a good image boost for Mobil

Petrol drive-offs cost the oil companies less than shoplifting in the Warehouse. The last time you had to prepay at the Warehouse was when?

Im fecked if Im ever going to those tards (mobil). I just drive into my loal BP, someone allways comes out when they see my car with the wheelchair on the roof. They fill me up and ask if I want anything else and I hand over the cash. The whole time I stay in my car and dont have to piss around getting into my chair, not that there is enough room to get the wheelchair off the roof and beside my car to do things myself. I cannot imagine mobil being able to offer that kind of customer support/satisfaction...

mobil!!!!

[Str8 Jacket]

mobil!!!!

See, if you sit in your car doing that at Mobil then there is little wonder they dont serve you mate!!!!

[jonbuoy]

Grrr Mobil and their prepay....- how much do you want? Fooked if I know my Xray visions on the blink I just want to fill up.

[MSTRS:Me]

Bleh, you're so old it wont happen until after your time. Then you can just sit back and watch the grunting neanderthals knowing that you were superior.....

Of course, by that time the neanderthals will be 'old', and will have figured out that the OldOnes were right. But will it be too late??? Sure, the books are all there, but will they have lapsed into disuse and no longer understood?
See, the strange thing about (written) language is that it has rules of grammar, punctuation and spelling in order to be precise and understood by all. Ignoring the rules invites chaos in terms of understanding (in extreme cases, admittedly).
Whilst phonetic spelling 'sounds' appealing, the truth is some words may be written in so many ways that the originator's intent is lost.
And don't get us started on apostrophes.....

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Of course, by that time the neanderthals will be 'old', and will have figured out that the OldOnes were right. But will it be too late??? Sure, the books are all there, but will they have lapsed into disuse and no longer understood?
See, the strange thing about (written) language is that it has rules of grammar, punctuation and spelling in order to be precise and understood by all. Ignoring the rules invites chaos in terms of understanding (in extreme cases, admittedly).
Whilst phonetic spelling 'sounds' appealing, the truth is some words may be written in so many ways that the originator's intent is lost.
And don't get us started on apostrophes.....

What have you become Hitchers apprentice.?

[Str8 Jacket]

Of course, by that time the neanderthals will be 'old', and will have figured out that the OldOnes were right. But will it be too late???

Of course it will be!! Maybe we'll all end up evolving back to monkeys as well.....

[Squiggles]

If it's obviously not busy and the obviously see you and yet still don't turn the pump on (It seems to happen lots) and expect you to pay first arggghhh, make sure you still have a few k's in the tank, put the petrol hose on the ground and then make your way to the next station .

That's a pretty mint idea

[Hitcher]

What have you become Hitchers apprentice.?

Punctuation would greatly enhance your message, as follows:

"What? Have you become Hitcher's apprentice?"

And MSTRS is no Padowan. He has been a BDOTGNZA Jedi Master for some time.

[Ragingrob]

That's a pretty mint idea

Glad you liked it , forces them to get off their arses just to put the hose back mwahaha. Ride home today was sweet, glad the rain eased off though! Some guy was lane splitting when the traffic was going like 95, I was like come on dude surely you can't be in THAT much of a rush!

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Punctuation would greatly enhance your message, as follows:

"What? Have you become Hitcher's apprentice?"

And MSTRS is no Padowan. He has been a BDOTGNZA Jedi Master for some time.

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