New look for Mobil

[MSTRS:Me]

And MSTRS is no Padowan. He has been a BDOTGNZA Jedi Master for some time.

I'd take a bow....
...but someone is sure to think that I stole a ribbon.
Boom. Tish.

[mynameis]

Punctuation would greatly enhance your message, as follows:

"What? Have you become Hitcher's apprentice?"

And MSTRS is no Padowan. He has been a BDOTGNZA Jedi Master for some time.

Hey sucky sucky grammer biatch, how about this one ?

What have you become? Hitcher's apprentice?

I am confused nah just mucking with the more confused ones

[musicman]

Punctuation would greatly enhance your message, as follows:

"What? Have you become Hitcher's apprentice?"

And MSTRS is no Padowan. He has been a BDOTGNZA Jedi Master for some time.

Hey sucky sucky grammer biatch, how about this one ?

What have you become? Hitcher's apprentice?

I am confused nah just mucking with the more confused ones

What about commas instead of question marks?

"What, have you become Hitcher's apprentice?"

and

"What have you become, Hitcher's apprentice?"

[mynameis]

What about commas instead of question marks?

"What, have you become Hitcher's apprentice?"

and

"What have you become, Hitcher's apprentice?"

Um Huroo, me no engris. Me bote NZ First.

[musicman]

Um Huroo, me no engris. Me bote NZ First.

HEY! Are you making fun of me cos I'm Asian?! Haha

[Ixion]

No, is 'cause u iz bleck, isn't it.

[Coyote]

Chur! TXT 2 pay!

Chu splt pae rng

I boycott Mobil as well, unless the only pump I can coast too is them and I'd have to walk too far to get to the next one.

[Hitcher]

What about commas instead of question marks?

Go and help your uncle jack off a horse.

[Maha]

I'd take a bow....
...but someone is sure to think that I stole a ribbon.
Boom. Tish.

That and the fact that you would also have trouble standing back up...
BOOM TISH!!!

[PrincessBandit]

Being used to prepay pumps where I'm from I always get funny looks down country when I go in and ask if the pumps are on prepay. I hate having to go in and ask "ok to fill my bike?" before they'll activate the pump, so often now I just gesticulate wildly at the pump and bike and they understand. It's a complete novelty for me to be able to just pick up a petrol hose and start filling my machine without "permission".

[Coyote]

And MSTRS is no Padowan. He has been a BDOTGNZA Jedi Master for some time.

If you were growing up now, chances are you'd probably be influenced into thinking Star Wars was 'Gay' and wouldn't be saying that, or better yet you'd have been bullied until you eventually topped yourself for saying that.

[inlinefour]

See, if you sit in your car doing that at Mobil then there is little wonder they dont serve you mate!!!!

No, I don't sit in my car doing that at all, thats just what I think of companies who expect to pay for the fuel before its in the vehicle. Its also a tad different for me being in a wheelchair. I used to allways pump my own fuel as my van was diesel and it was not that hard for some workers to foam the tank stopping it from completely filling. I truely appreciate all the help I get from others because of what I cannot do myself and I never not let them know that.

[Littleman]

$1.79 a litre?

Bastards.

[barty5]

use caltex quite oftern on prepay but when you have a fuel card a quick flash of the card and the pumps are turned on no prob.

[rainman]

I had the whole pumps on prepay thing from Shell Northcross late-ish one night and the arse behind the counter flat refused to turn on the pump for me. So I told him to feck off and went just down the road to Mobil Oteha Valley. Been going there even since - they have eftpos at the pump and so the problem has gone away completely.

But to get back on topic: the demise of the English language in NZ is, indeed, most regrettable. But inevitable if you look at the shite that passes for schoolwork these days. Or CVs - I've seen cover letters in txtspeak, from candidates who, one expects, actually think they'll be considered for the job.