10 things that piss me off.

[Animal]

Fuck me! You are serious!

That's hilarious!

[Pwalo]

Actually lists of the things that piss people off piss me off. In fact the older I get the more everything pisses me off. It's bloody good.

[Mikkel]

It would piss me off to write a list - so I can't be arsed.

With you on that one. And the more annoying version when two people stop next to each other so you can't walk on up past them.

Well, seeing as that is how dual carriage-ways are utilised I'm not surprised that kiwis take that mentality to the mall!

[Flatcap]

7. Those "gangsta" whatsit. Pants below their azz, hoodie over head. And no idea what it is all about, just copying something from films and TV. Soo sad.

Not sad - it is quite useful in identifying criminals and congenital idiots

[Swoop]

Well, seeing as that is how dual carriage-ways are utilised I'm not surprised that kiwis take that mentality to the mall!

You should see the [lack] of intelligence used at the supermarket...

Not sad - it is quite useful in identifying criminals and congenital idiots

Just like Billy Connelly's "arsehole detectors"!

[Coyote]

3. Anyone who's unkind or cruel to animals. That deserves a few well aimed bullets into knees and hands and nobody around to help stop the bleeding and screaming. I've got the gun, let me at them!!!!!!!

Although I agree, it's ironic that we wish to harm these people who would often be referred to as 'animals'.

Hunting for food is acceptable until we all, including me, learn to live off rabbit food.

[Coyote]

Holy spit it works! I want an emoticon!

It's not new to have an emoticon named after someone. The dancing banana is wari, one of the original and good mods. He's since disappeared though

[Coyote]

1. SUV's. Who was the idiot who came up with something so stupid? And managed to get ppl to think they needed one???

It's not the creator we're after, it's the jerk that decided "hey, this off roader would make a great road car!".

It was the governor of California that's to blame for the military Humvee becoming the Hummer. The terminator's plan to kill the world, 1 mile per gallon at a time

[DarkLord]

Ten things that piss me off (in no particular order):

1. People who act childish. Grow up already.

2. People who take out their shit on other people who don't deserve it.

3. People who blame others for their own problems and never once stop to take a good look at themselves. Proud, arrogant and selfish pricks.

4. Parents who are too soft on their kids. I just don't understand this one. Their children become monsters and they just ignore it or live in denial, and get angry at you if you try and tell them. Then innocent people have to suffer and the parents just sit there and say "it couldn't possibly be MY poor precious, he/she is a perfect little angel!" Wake up.

5. People who call up tech support type places and go off abusing the person on the other end. It's not their fuckin' fault the order hasn't arrived or anything. The only reason they do it is because they can't fight back, and they know it.

6. Bullies. Fucking cowards. The world would be a better place without them. They only pick on people they know they can beat. How they can live with themselves is beyond me. Even in adulthood, bullies still exist. You would have thought that these people grew out of it in high school or whatever. But noooooooooooooooooooo.

7. People who don't think and/or don't listen. Guaranteed cause of frustration to EVERYONE around them.

8. Thieves. I don't know how you could live with yourself if you stole something that really meant something to someone else.

9. People who don't respect the needs and privacy of others. It's 4 in the fuckin' morning. I don't want to hear your fuckin' stereo. Turn it off. Don't swear at me if I tell you to shut up.

10. The lack of humility in the world today. We all need to learn to take responsibility to own up for our own mistakes and take responsibility for ourselves and our own behaviour. If we can't do that we will only continue to destroy ourselves and blame everyone else for it.

[MisterD]

That GIB advert with the "free living solutions booklet"

Advert woman - "It costs nothing to get - compared with the cost of not getting it!"

Me (shouting at the telly) - NO, it's free, it just costs nothing to get. BITCH!

[Hitcher]

1. Top 10 lists (who is really capable of being upset by more than two things at once?)

2. Emoticons/smilies (A picture's worth a thousand words? Fuck off)

3. Personalised plates (Millions of ways to say "I am a conceited wanker")

4. English language ignorance/abuse (Communicate clearly or fuck off back to where you came from)

5. Opinionated wankers (Back up your views with facts or fuck off back to where you came from)

6. The Bloody Labour Gummint (Who do they think they are? And who were the wankers who voted them in in the first place?)

7. Social marketing campaigns/Gummint propaganda (How dare you tell me how to think and how to live my life!)

8. The politically correct (Ignorant, sexually-repressed, losers who have been promoted well above their level of incompetence who have grievances, a strong sense of entitlement tinged with envy for people who are smarter/richer/more talented than they are)

9. Zealots for any cause (Get a life or fuck off back to where you came from)

10. Vegans (Why should the rest of us have to take you seriously? Refer to 5, 7, 8 and 9 above).

[Swoop]

6. The Bloody Labour Gummint (... who were the wankers who voted them in in the first place?)

A. South Auckland.

[McJim]

Nice - puts it into perspective!

Shit! nearly put it through the window Muwahahaha!

[Headbanger]

What pisses me off is people that expect me to "walk" up a moving esculater.

Take the fucken stairs if you want to walk, Us fat lazy bastards will use the moving platform to its full abilities.

[Tank]

hmmm ... Tank's top ten's

1. Stupid people. I cannot abide dumb people. Dumb people should not be allowed to breed - thus ensuring their extinction as soon as possible.

2. PC bunnies. Seriously - fuck off and get a life. Its a pathetic bandwagon that is ruining the world.

3. Labour (as already mentioned) - A bunch of useless embarrassments the lot of them. All labour supporters come under hate item #1 but should be burnt alive to ensure they are dead before the next election - they should not be allowed to vote.

4. Up-themselves people. Get over yourself. We all think you are wankers. Everyone hates you. You fan club consist of your mum and your own right hand. Not only are you not better than the rest of us - looking at the hate to individual ratio - you are not even worthy to lick our shoes.

5. TV Adverts for women's shit. Why do they do this at dinner time? I don't want to listen about tampons while I'm tucking into a loosely packed kebab.

6. God Squad door knockers. Fuck off - I don't want your views brought to my door on a weekend. How would you like it if I came to your home and preached motor-sports, free porn for all and my views for legalising wanking in public spaces.

7. Eco-Nazis. Don't get me started. I piss av gas - I love motor sports and fast cars. I don't like trees, chipmunks or cute bunnies. Global warming is good because it gives a longer summer to go to the beach and drink beer. Your view is no more important than mine regardless what you think.

8. Boy gangstas. In prison the real hard men don't get ass raped. You guys on the other hand better start growing goatee's to stop peoples balls bouncing too hard off your chin.

9. Not a real big fan of Winston Peters either.

10. People who I find sitting on my bike. You wouldnt like it if I crapped on your car - so you should understand it when I come out of a shop and see some piece of shit sitting on my bike - Im not going to be happy.