Originally Posted by Number One
Oh well guess I'll be 'thinking about you and touching myself' tonight
Not to self....dont cross the line Maha!
NEDWN VIII
Oh well guess I'll be 'thinking about you and touching myself' tonight
Not to self....dont cross the line Maha!
Rest In Peace
Mwwahhahha ... Nasty has just reminded me of something I did one day at our local supermarket. There was a delivery truck parked in the disability park outside ... with the keys in itHow could I not?
I took the keys out and took them into the supermarket owner, handed them to him and told him where the vehicle was parked
Oh yes, one of my other tricks ... If I see someone ablebodied without card pull up and head for the supermarket door, I rush up to them and say ..
".. I thought I'd tell you that you might like to move your car because they've been towing away ones without mobility stickers all week ... "
They're ever so grateful
sem fiddy pilot
Onya, S! Love your work!
Member, sem fiddy appreciation society
Forum whore
Good work! Bling coming your way.
"Statistics are used as a drunk uses lampposts - for support, not illumination."
Forum whore
ooooooo the restraint - I really am impressed it was kinda an open door weren't it?!
Yes that is a much less confrontational way of doing it.Oh yes, one of my other tricks ... If I see someone ablebodied without card pull up and head for the supermarket door, I rush up to them and say ..
".. I thought I'd tell you that you might like to move your car because they've been towing away ones without mobility stickers all week ... "
They're ever so grateful
Though what really pushed my buttons with this skinny snooty cow was that she knew she was doing the wrong thing because I watched her get out of her car, look around as if to say...am I being watched...which of course I was...we made eye contact...she locked her car and continued on even while I was shaking my head at her and glaring. Then when I walked past the starbucks she was glaring back at me again and we both eyes locked stared at each other - her look to me was like she considered I had done something wrong...that on top of that poor woman I helped out really pushed me over the edge!Oh and chronic tootache probably had a little to do with it too!
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
A classic by the Divinyls right thereAlthough I think Sully was hoping for something more along the lines of:
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjFHA3bpCs8[/YOUTUBE]
Elegant - I'd be tempted to approach them and ask if I could borrow their cellphone, please. To call a tow-truck of course
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
Wherever I may roam
Good on ya No1, I'd bling ya if I had any left.
More people need to stand up to these buggers, and with an attitude like that, I know they don't appreciate a z-nail under the wheel.
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
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HA! Who are all those other skanks?
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
Let's call them imaginary friends...
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
The instructions are simple...
No no...this is the one...[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-sjr9Rs4vs[/YOUTUBE]A classic by the Divinyls right there
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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OK so this has now become the Number One is gonna have a wank tonight thread then?!
Oooo KB I do luvs ya
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
Keep going S, you have learnt well and have gained a place in my exclusive Bitch Club!
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
Whip it, whip it good!
Bless you!aww you farrr to nice for that! I'm sure you would've handled it in a much less confrontational manner than I did - being the mature sensible lady that you are
And you are right, I was just testing...LOL
Po ta toes
On ya chick!!!
I feel like punching someone everytime I go to that fuckin supermarket!! Pisses me off how people just walk right out in front of you as you drive through there and look at you like you're doing something wrong... I usually speed up a little to pretend like I'm going to run them down (except for old folks and cripples).... one day I will!!! oh and the dickheads who drive the wrong way around there to get to the parks on the other side faster... fuckwits! rant over. go enjoy your wank!
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For me I think it is something about Johnsonville in general!
motha fuckerz all of them!!!!
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