Gremlin... This is your life!

**Gremlin** · 17th January 2009, 04:51

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

Did you know ...

He gets distracted by hawt chicky babes and it is the only thing that will make him take a bad line into a 35kph corner in Kaiteriteri beach!

It was Collingwood...

The funniest part was, I saw the corner coming, meh, no big deal. As I prepare to enter it, I spies bikini clad chicks out of the corner of my eye. Thoughts of corners vanish from my immediate thoughts as I try to err... assess the situation.

Returning to the task at hand, suddenly the corner is infinitely more involved than I remembered half a second ago, and the task at hand is more complex as it now involves barriers, gravel and such like. While wrangling the bike back under control, I still wanted another shot to view the scenery, but alas, they were over my shoulder and rapidly growing smaller

It should also be pointed out that neither gijoe nor I drink. Yes, by natural extension this means this entire trip, along with the pictures were from a completely sober state.

Perhaps I shouldn't have mentioned this... we're now firmly perceived to be in the nuthouse.

**gijoe1313** · 17th January 2009, 08:06

Y'know nothing fazes me, I lost all my dignity and pride a long time ago thus freeing me to do whatever I like, however I like, whenever I like!

Embarassment? Nup!

Heck, if you were worried about never making an arse of yourself, you'd be one stick in the mud!

I'm still waiting for the other pictures which Gremlin hasn't posted yet!

All this confirms is that Gremlin is buying into my sort of lunacy!

Muwahhaahha! My job is complete, welcome to my world Gremlin!

**Number One** · 17th January 2009, 08:08

Originally Posted by Gremlin

After being woken at some stupid hour on a monday morning (07 something) this weird creature proceeded to do some sort of weird dance. Having only just woken up, and now knowing about the existence of some of the sleeping shots, this sequence in pics 1-4 can only be described as disturbing.

Nice response Gremlin

Hey GIJOE....I know what you look like in lycra

**gijoe1313** · 17th January 2009, 08:11

Originally Posted by Number One

Nice response Gremlin

Hey GIJOE....I know what you look like in lycra

Hey I luvvies lyrca, the feel of it on your skin is like silky smooth feeling, buttered on by little angels with brushes that makes it feel like heaven!

And I'm still waiting for the rest of the shots! (I'm such an exhibitionist! The public glare does not worry me, though I fear Gremlin is a little more reticient about such things!)

Now ... what do you look like in lycra?

**PrincessBandit** · 17th January 2009, 08:16

Awesome write up - the pair of you, and fantastic pix!
Must say after viewing shots in post 30 that perhaps you should offer your services to the dance teacher at school Justin. I'm sure the English dept could spare you for one or two periods a week to pass on your "moving" skills to the dance students.

**gijoe1313** · 17th January 2009, 08:33

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

Awesome write up - the pair of you, and fantastic pix!
Must say after viewing shots in post 30 that perhaps you should offer your services to the dance teacher at school Justin. I'm sure the English dept could spare you for one or two periods a week to pass on your "moving" skills to the dance students.

As long as you are playing your instrument(s) in lycra in the studio, I'm all for it!

**Number One** · 17th January 2009, 08:48

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

Hey I luvvies lyrca, the feel of it on your skin is like silky smooth feeling, buttered on by little angels with brushes that makes it feel like heaven!

I do loves the way you talk sir

I shall now think of this everytime I pull on the lycra

Now if you had been my English teacher I might've paid more attention!

And I'm still waiting for the rest of the shots! (I'm such an exhibitionist! The public glare does not worry me

Count your blessings! Number one, yer beautiful...especially in that spicy Red camo suit

there is no way you could be missed or mistaken

(I fear Gremlin is a little more reticient about such things!...

Now ... what do you look like in lycra?

I'm with Gremlin on that one...but I will say - I'm not as cute as you

Sorry to have missed catching you guys when you were here, looks like you had a blast! Jealous as sin am I

**Anarkist** · 17th January 2009, 10:37

So you went away for two weeks and all you did was take photos of the dude you went away with?

Surprised you didn't share a bed with him.

**Gremlin** · 17th January 2009, 11:25

Originally Posted by Number One

Hey GIJOE....I know what you look like in lycra

Hey, just yesterday you were commenting on me... you floosy!!

Originally Posted by Anarkist

So you went away for two weeks and all you did was take photos of the dude you went away with?

Surprised you didn't share a bed with him.

As I said... I don't ride hondas full time... I objected to the bed sharing, but he did keep jumping on me when I was in bed

He calls it something like cat paws, but I still reckon the homo was trying a bit of foreplay

What extra pics? I'm all out

**Number One** · 17th January 2009, 12:02

Originally Posted by Gremlin

Hey, just yesterday you were commenting on me... you floosy!!

Well you weren't dancing around in your lycra now were ya?!

But you do look sweet asleep

**Gremlin** · 17th January 2009, 12:48

Originally Posted by Number One

Well you weren't dancing around in your lycra now were ya?!

But you do look sweet asleep

I believe the term is cute...

now... how to pick up chicks while fast asleep, as waking up, it all goes downhill from there

**Number One** · 17th January 2009, 13:09

Originally Posted by Gremlin

now... how to pick up chicks while fast asleep, as waking up, it all goes downhill from there

Hmmm can't help ya with that one. Never tried to pick up chicks awake or asleep

**Sharry** · 17th January 2009, 13:23

Originally Posted by Gremlin

I believe the term is cute...

now... how to pick up chicks while fast asleep, as waking up, it all goes downhill from there

Oh dear Gremlin, it may start with sleeping more as by the times on your postings you ain't getting much sleep.

Well........it realy starts with talking to them.......carries on with conversing in a manner that says you are enjoying this converstaion, and therefore may like more of it.
Thank them for engaging with you.....remember if you want a person to repeat a behaviour it needs to be rewarded.

You may be seen as cute when asleep but you will never be seen as cute when sleeping through a conversation