Ever used being a biker to solve something/gain an advantage?

**EatOrBeEaten** · 14th February 2009, 11:00

Originally Posted by youngbiker16

Yep no problem maam i just didnt know what you were into

Consistency, you have none. YB, you have a promising career in trolling ahead of you, but you need a few pointers sweetie.

1) Calling people gay lacks class. First of all, it's 2009. Who people fuck isn't really an issue, at least not in countries where there isn't Sharia law. Also, if you'd ever actually met a gay person you'd find that they're just like everyone else, right down to working out and possibly being able to kick your ass. Which leads me neatly onto point...

2) Stop with the tough-guy thing. Auckland is too small a place for you to go mouthing off at adults the way you have been. Seriously. Because sooner or later, for all your bluster, someone will punch you in the face, if only to get you to shut the hell up. And for all your "I take my shirt off and do x" you will find that being hit actually hurts. Bad.

3) Back-pedalling. you got the balls to say it once? Then stick to it. You questioned my taste in men, I back my statement up. Calling me ma'am (you're not a student of mine, you don't get to call me that) or suddenly asking Tank about his boat just makes you look a bit, well, weak.

At you moment you're all bark and no bollocks. Either join the conversation like a human being, or learn to troll properly. If you do neither, expect your sandbox to become a very lonely place...

**Dean** · 14th February 2009, 11:02

Originally Posted by Gubb

Not once in that post did anybody threaten you.

I won't.

Just take your shirt off, that'll scare them away, or make them get green with gay-lust, hold you down in the carpark, and have their way with you.

You must me an attractive, acne-free 16 year old.

Yes it is a threat, if it isnt why did he have to say that huh, you think i dont know that im eventually going to bump in to these guys kb rides or petrol stations.

And i cant take your word this is the internet in real life only time will tell if your the "hi nice to meet you" person

And thankyou i wouldnt say im that great im mostly buff , i didnt know you were into me

**EatOrBeEaten** · 14th February 2009, 11:06

Originally Posted by youngbiker16

Yes it is a threat, if it isnt why did he have to say that huh, you think i dont know that im eventually going to bump in to these guys kb rides or petrol stations.

And i cant take your word this is the internet in real life only time will tell if your the "hi nice to meet you" person

And thankyou i wouldnt say im that great im mostly buff , i didnt know you were into me

Oh well, I tried...

**Dean** · 14th February 2009, 11:09

EATORBEEATEN dont lash out at me i have no interest in arguing with you. Have a nice day, theres other good threads in rant or rave that you can go to
goodbye sweetie

**Tank** · 14th February 2009, 11:13

Originally Posted by youngbiker16

And i cant take your word this is the internet in real life only time will tell if your the "hi nice to meet you" person

OK - Ill fess up - and this is why I am laughing. (Gubb - I know you wanted this quiet - sorry dude - Im sitting here laughing too much)

True story...

The first time I met Gubb (ever) was at a pertol station in Hamilton (Didnt know who he was at the time).

Big bloke parked his car right up aside his 'ol ho'bag.

Gubb told the guy to move his car. Guy gets out of car (hitting Gubbs bike with the door at the time.

Guy was about 6'3ish.

Gubb smiled and smacked him in the face with the helmet.

Dropped the guy in one - left him pissing blood all over the forecourt. Gave him a kick in the ribs to make sure he didn't get up then walked over to where the other bikes were and started chatting. Didnt even mention what had happened.

**Gubb** · 14th February 2009, 11:16

It was the comment about "Hyosung reliability" that slightly irritated me.

**Tank** · 14th February 2009, 11:17

Originally Posted by Gubb

It was the comment about "Hyosung reliability" that slightly irritated me.

ummm - in fairness he did have a point.

**Dean** · 14th February 2009, 11:20

Originally Posted by Tank

OK - Ill fess up - and this is why I am laughing. (Gubb - I know you wanted this quiet - sorry dude - Im sitting here laughing too much)

True story...

The first time I met Gubb (ever) was at a pertol station in Hamilton (Didnt know who he was at the time).

Big bloke parked his car right up aside his 'ol ho'bag.

Gubb told the guy to move his car. Guy gets out of car (hitting Gubbs bike with the door at the time.

Guy was about 6'3ish.

Gubb smiled and smacked him in the face with the helmet.

Dropped the guy in one - left him pissing blood all over the forecourt. Gave him a kick in the ribs to make sure he didn't get up then walked over to where the other bikes were and started chatting. Didnt even mention what had happened.

All i hear is BS its so funny, you tank always try to scare me or talk your self up, in that post you were just randomly telling me a story that would make gubb hard and tuff saying he beat up this guy and what not.And you think i will believe you wtf!! its so sad just dont bother with the stories ok i dont see why i needed to be told that.lmfao

**Gwinch** · 14th February 2009, 11:20

Gubb, you're both metal and brutal. Respect.

**EatOrBeEaten** · 14th February 2009, 11:21

Originally Posted by youngbiker16

EATORBEEATEN dont lash out at me i have no interest in arguing with you. Have a nice day, theres other good threads in rant or rave that you can go to
goodbye sweetie

Who said anything about arguing? You act like a tit, and with the aim of helping you out I suggest how you might prevent future tit-like acting.

It's called constructive criticism. Arguing would suggest a level of intellectual parity.

**Spyke** · 14th February 2009, 11:23

I'm to sexy for my shirt, toooo sexy yeahhhh!

I've used being a biker to gain an advantage at the traffics lights.

**EatOrBeEaten** · 14th February 2009, 11:36

Threadkiller.

Now I must fight you!

**Dean** · 14th February 2009, 11:38

Trying to scare a 16 year old on the internet is really immature guys, hinting you want to "bash me" well you have no clue about me and who i am, i will see if your really as tough as you talk when i meet you at a petrol sation on your hyosung.Pm me if you want my details but you have to give me yours to

**Hiflyer** · 14th February 2009, 11:39

Originally Posted by Tank

OK - Ill fess up - and this is why I am laughing. (Gubb - I know you wanted this quiet - sorry dude - Im sitting here laughing too much)

True story...

The first time I met Gubb (ever) was at a pertol station in Hamilton (Didnt know who he was at the time).

Big bloke parked his car right up aside his 'ol ho'bag.

Gubb told the guy to move his car. Guy gets out of car (hitting Gubbs bike with the door at the time.

Guy was about 6'3ish.

Gubb smiled and smacked him in the face with the helmet.

Dropped the guy in one - left him pissing blood all over the forecourt. Gave him a kick in the ribs to make sure he didn't get up then walked over to where the other bikes were and started chatting. Didnt even mention what had happened.

nice.

id hate to see what you'd do to them if it was your horn...

oh sorry street triple

i know id hate to see a striple (especially if i had one) damaged by anyone.