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    What sane COP is going to put in writing that he speeds ? If they did I for one would loose all respect for them, because it would prove that they are stupid.

    As if internet forums are not traceable, get real

    " I never speed on the road, honest !" is the only answer you should put in writing.

    Before I get the " Laim spineless, git " comments sent to me. Yes I am when it comes to putting things in writing that could come back to haunt me. And if I was a cop, haunt me right up to the disciplinary tribunal and beyond.

    Please Mr ACC, my 1300cc bike was passed by a 400cc bike on a track day, can I have my fees reduced ?

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    Quite right. Myself, I *never* speed. Ever. Cos, like, speed kills.

    But my disreputable cousin, he's another matter. Looks just like me, rides the same sort of bikes , too. Real copycat. Even has a similar first name. Can't remember his surname off hand, damn Alzheimers. Or where he lives, on the tip of my tongue though.

    Anyway , anyone who ever thinks they see me speeding, they are COMPLETELY mistaken. It'll be that cousin of mine. Or lane splitting. Or anything else even remotely naughty.
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    would you post on a forum with cops?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave- View Post
    would you post on a forum with cops?
    Silly question (Who stated there weren't any was a fool.). All KB members are doing it.

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    I'd be more than happy to ride with a cop. Hell I've had excellent advice and useful information from cops that have issued me with infringement notices. I can only imagine the knowledge and info they'd share if riding with them.
    Nunquam Non Paratus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonez View Post
    Silly question (Who stated there weren't any was a fool.). All KB members are doing it.
    no kidding?

    I was also told there were no women on the internet too, is this also not true?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave- View Post
    no kidding?

    I was also told there were no women on the internet too, is this also not true?
    You aswered your own question. Congratulations.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Owl View Post
    I'd be more than happy to ride with a cop. Hell I've had excellent advice and useful information from cops that have issued me with infringement notices. I can only imagine the knowledge and info they'd share if riding with them.
    A fine upstanding piller of the community like yourself having infringement notices is inexcusable

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonez View Post
    A fine upstanding piller of the community like yourself having infringement notices is inexcusable
    Now that is funny! I've had plenty, but I don't think I ever exceeded 50 demerits.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Owl View Post
    Now that is funny! I've had plenty, but I don't think I ever exceeded 50 demerits.
    But but think of the fluffy pink bunnies..................

    Of course moi has never exceeded the speed limit. It was Ixion long lost triplet.....

    I've ridden with the odd fuzzy wuzzie, no biggy really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by youngbiker16 View Post
    You obviously dont get jokes do you, nothing but a bit of teasing. Dry or funny either way its a joke/attempt.
    When you want to run with the big dogs, you have to learn how to not pee like a puppy.
    Stop trying to big note yourself...the rest of us are neither impressed nor amused.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    Jebus h Christ what the fuck happened to this thread??.....t'was supposed to be an introspective quest to find how others see riding with coppers!...............It has seemingly turned into another cum fest where Katman smokes pole and Boob swallows.
    It's the KB way SBP. Attention Deficit Syndrom.

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    Yep he's alright with me.........even if he does take the odd pot shot at me on here.

    Straight talkin'...........it's ah what I like. sorry Big Bobber...er Big Bopper


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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    When you want to run with the big dogs, you have to learn how to not pee like a puppy.
    Stop trying to big note yourself...the rest of us are neither impressed nor amused.
    Im not trying to "run with the big dogs" and im not trying to "big note myself", i dont know where you got that from.
    I dont see no "big dogs" on this thread just ordinary (well not really) riders, who started harmlessly joking around, boob and katman were alright in teasing and saw i found them to be funny also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    When you want to run with the big dogs, you have to learn how to not pee like a puppy.
    Stop trying to big note yourself...the rest of us are neither impressed nor amused.
    Speak for your self and not others. I think the young fella got more spunk than some on here. At least he does not hide behind what is the popular opinion of the moment


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