Hot leggy hungarian policewoman allegedly saw me do a wheelie today..

[Madness]

In Superintensehomo Kelly's patch, simply riding a bike is enough to warrant a Dangerous Driving charge.

[Skyryder]

Just tell her that you had a massive blood flow to your privates and the wheelie was the result of this your lack control. If she don't believe you tell her that you are more than willing to give her a demonstrion of your prowess.


Skyryder

[skidMark]

The charge she is looking for is under boyracer laws

Unneccesary exhibition of speed.

It is on the impound forms etc...

If she didn't ping you at the time she can't do you with it... it's not just a fine its a impound vehicle go to court etc...

she has missed her chance.

[Ixion]

Unnecessary exhibition cannot be charged if no other offence occurs. Since 50kph was not exceeded, and she has not gone with careleess, she can't use unnecessary exhibition.

[Ryan432]

If you get stopped and admit to pulling a little wheelie, how would you go about proviong that it wasn't careless? ie there were no cars and clear visibility of all side roads and driveways? Surely you can't be made to pay up if the only person you could possibly hurt is yourself?? thats some bullsh*t..

[Ixion]

It can occasionally be very difficult even for the most careful rider to prevent a slight wheel rising on a large sprots bike (or, indeed, a large chook chaser).

[peasea]

If you get stopped and admit to pulling a little wheelie, how would you go about proviong that it wasn't careless? ie there were no cars and clear visibility of all side roads and driveways? Surely you can't be made to pay up if the only person you could possibly hurt is yourself?? thats some bullsh*t..

Bullshit is the operative word.

Fight any ticket, it's your duty, we need to clog the system further and makes jobs in the papershuffling offices for our fellow kiwis. There's a recession you know.

[rwh]

Say I'm pulling away from the rest .......... causes the wheel to come up.
- accidental or un-intended over acceleration
- oil / coolant patch causes momentary acceleration then tyre grips
- missed a gear change, dropped the clutch caused accidental...

Now all this assumes you put it straight back down again.

Being silly I know but it does happen.....
- Going over a pot hole can cause the front if not all the wheels to come off the ground and lose contact with the road surface.

Is a momentary, short pop of the front wheel i.e. getting it off the ground really a Dangerous driving charge or a careless use charge?

I _may_ have accidentally lifted the front wheel when I was learning. I'd forgotten to push the choke in, so my vt250 was running roughly. I was taking off uphill from the lights, and almost stalled - quickly grab the clutch and give it a rev, then quickly release the clutch so I didn't fall over ... it got a bit dramatic for a moment :-)

I assumed that since the system allows for learning on a public road (that's why I had a learner licence), some level of incompetence is expected and therefore tolerated :-)

Richard

[JacksColdSweat]

For future reference I believe all the police cars now have a mobile number in the rear quarter window...

Basically a "ring the driver of this car on this number" - so that if the car is unattended you can call the cop who is presumable near by

You could have grabbed her number from there...

Of course if you see her in the car again somewhere...

[scumdog]

problem being that you take said copper to bed ,,eerrrr court and the judge says , no worries mate the copper was wrong ,,,,,,,,,ok so far .............


you take copper to court for ,,,,A; wasting my time B , loss off earnings. and possibly C Slander of good character ....>>>>>>>??????????????????

and judge tells you to piss off and stop wasting the courts time .....

justice ????????



try it sometime and see how far you get ,,,,,,,,,,


come the revolution ,As nice as you may be ,,, you is first up against the wall .....

think its called Kama or something like that .............



oh and I tried once asking for some assistance ,like a robbery .... gave up , much use as a tits on a bull.......

in 43 yeas cant think of one reason why I wouldnt say dont shoot ............

Stephen

Ps , my Mate is hungarian , A; how can you tell the acent , and B; they are very sexy ........those hungarians ,,,,,,,,,,

Were you drunk when you posted this?

'Cos there has to be SOME excuse......

[Boob Johnson]

Were you drunk when you posted this?

'Cos there has to be SOME excuse......

Glad i'm not the only thinkin it

In Superintensehomo Kelly's patch, simply riding a bike is enough to warrant a Dangerous Driving charge.

And this is where exactly?

[schado]

Weren't there two other people riding with you who can testify that the singular or pair of officers were mistaken? I'm constantly erked at the unbalanced fact that police are believed over and above citizens/humans by default !!! WTF? It would be reasonable to doubt the officers accusations acuracy simply by countering the accusation with a denial!!! REASONABLE DOUBT ! DISMISSED!

[klingon]

It can occasionally be very difficult even for the most careful rider to prevent a slight wheel rising on a large sprots bike (or, indeed, a large chook chaser).

First time Dave C rode his new SV thou with me on the back, we wheelied right through an intersection (taking off from a standing start, slightly uphill, inexperienced pillion, etc).

That was a few years ago now. Just recently he told me he thought "that's it - she'll never get on the back again!" Then realised I was laughing like a lunatic.




Now I think about it, that event was the inspiration for my username...

[vifferman]

It can occasionally be very difficult even for the most careful rider to prevent a slight wheel rising on a large sprots bike (or, indeed, a large chook chaser).

First time Dave C rode his new SV thou with me on the back, we wheelied right through an intersection (taking off from a standing start, lightly uphill, inexperienced pillion, etc).

Eggs Zachary!
When I had the FahrtSturm, I remember a couple of rides where I had the vifferbabe on the back, and accidentally wheelied the thing. One of those occasions was like the one klingon mentioned - and I had a lot of trouble trying to keep the front end down doing a hillstart at traffic lights on an uphill slope.

I'm constantly erked at the unbalanced fact that police are believed over and above citizens/humans by default

It's actually quite reasonable from a legal point of view: in cases like traffic offenses (sorry - "alleged" traffic offenses), the police are deemed to have no personal interest in the case, and therefore no reason to lie. OTOH, the defendant has every reason to be dishonest.
Unfortunately, (over)zealousness or ticket quotas to meet could actually mean that in certain circumstances the veracity of an officer could be in question, but even the evidence of other witnesses may not be enough, unless there is corroborating evidence.

[Toot Toot]

This lovely policewoman is going out with my cousin, who is also a cop, ex motorways now serious crash. So she is taken!